Top Five Web Posts – June 2022

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to June, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?

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Song of the Week #14

Welcome back everyone. It’s Plotter, with my humorously fantastic buddy, NeoBlaze! Today we are here with a wonderful song called Layla by Derek & the Dominos.

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Zipline Comics #2

Artist: JonathonJohnJohnson

[US] OPERATION: WHAT THE DUCK + HIDE&SEEK

Hello everyone! Thank you all for coming to the Ducks Takeover today and joining Hide and Seek game! Hope you all liked it. The event was led by Maya, ROOBOO and Nervous, who also organized the game. Congratulations all the winners!

MAX: 18+

Comment below if you attended!

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“Six Feet” Under: A Tale of Threats, Hypocrisy, and Feet-ishes

Addressed to the community,

(courtesy of the CPAH boys. had to use this website since it appears you don’t read prosect)

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Junior Staff Applications Result – Mass Promotions

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Following the recent Junior Staff applications, a whopping total of nine people received promotions to Junior Staff. These people are beanieval, Elia the frog, katie, LunaRay21, Archana, Choco, Jo, Winter Storm and Rubbi Nubbi! How will they handle their new responsibilities, and how will this impact the Help Force?

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Faces of the Force – Selene

Welcome back fellow helpers of the Help Force! This week on Faces of the Force we have a friendly and charming Helper! She is a new member who has her charms shining in just four months! She is showing lots of potential, since she is ranking up to being a colonel. Introducing this week to the Faces of the Force, Help Force star Selene!

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HF Insight: The Demonic Scorp Retreats

Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents

  • What’s been Happening
  • Week in Short
  • Raona WINS GOTW
  • Army Statistics for the Week
  • HF Insight Insider Information

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Enforcer’s Demonic Polls

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Recently, I stepped down from my position from Second in Command. Since Jayden, another retired 2ic, is busy with his exams, a thought occurred to me – would people even notice if a different retired 2ic wrote Jayden’s column? Thus, I decided to conduct this experiment. As expected, no one I DMed questioned why a different person was taking the poll this week! Except Ru. Fucking. Emma. Always noticing everything. Screw you, Ru, I had a legendary joke planned.

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post, I decided to interview the HF Commodore: ShadyPanda! 

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