Elaina is the nicest person in the Ice Warriors. Some people have been spreading nasty exposé posts about her, so I am here to disprove them.
The Quest For Cork’s Name
Oreo Expose Post
Oreo is well-known for her friendly and welcoming attitude. However, she is hiding several dark secrets behind her mischievous smile.
“They ate my son” – New Son Eating Trend Emerges
Trends have always been silly, but one new trend has taken it too far. What was a single incident has sparked millions of youngsters to go around eating people’s sons.
Why You Should Vote For Choco
The Golden Helper Award is notorious for being rigged. This year, we will ensure that it isn’t rigged by voting for the one person we can trust, Choco. Vote for Choco.

Vote Choco
Yet Another Roxy Expose Post
This is Yet Another Roxy Expose Post (this is trademarked). Roxy has been exposed many times, and now it’s time to expose her again.
Wolfi Logs On
The motherland witnessed an incredible feat during today’s SpongeBob event, as Wolfi logged on successfully. He persevered through various dangers, eventually reaching the event.
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
The Witty Dreamer’s Handbook – Revlerie
Welcome back, Helpers and Dreamers. It’s The Witty Dreamer’s Handbook again! We are here with another exciting dream by Revlerie. This time, the dream is adventurous. So get yourself some popcorn and be ready to enter the Dreamworld of Rev!
The Raid
“Manti, that’s the last time I’m going to steal food and get caught. We’ll need to be more careful next time,” Nervous said slyly.
“There’s going to be a next time?” Mantiuxx asked, confused. Then he grinned. “I’m in.”
There was a next time. I remember their next time particularly well. Despite being retired, I tend to travel through the shadows of the glorious gracious motherland, keeping an eye on any big events. Nervous’ plan was quite meticulously thought out. Mantiuxx did his job well, he almost managed to surprise me with the level of perfection he did his job with. Of course, food is the only thing that could’ve motivated either of them to bring such amazing performances. Sadly, both of them forgot about one thing – the Lice knows it all.