ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon! After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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[AUSIA] OPERATION: ASCENDANCE
Hey Helpers! Today we logged on to CPRewritten for some battle training! We did fun tactics, emotes, and beautiful formations! The Event was led by Slush, Skillz, Ru and Joe! Amazing Job today helpers! See you all at the battle!
MAX: 40+
Nap Segment Insights
Welcome back to Nap Segment Insights, a weekly series dedicated to everyone’s favorite type of seg: napping!
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If you’ve been following this series (of course you have), you’ll know that two weeks ago Maya and Wynn broke me out of HF prison. I was there because I didn’t want to starve, and apparently in HF that’s a crime. Cool. I might’ve been breaking and entering, too, but honestly there’s so many rules. How am I supposed to know them all? They can’t all matter, right? That’d be crazy.
(Just to be clear here, I’m not suggesting that you break the snack rules in HF. I am encouraging you to break them.
Currently we’re living on the road like a couple of wild pigeons, if the road was underwater and the pigeons were government spies at their headquarters in the Bermuda Triangle, exactly 16,800 pina coladas below sea level. You didn’t hear that from me, by the way.
We’ve been on the run for a little while now, but no staff have tried to catch us yet. Our theory is that the uno game that started three weeks ago is still going on. They could just end the game and go after us, but death before dishonor and all that.
I kept a log for the first two weeks of our escape. Why for only the first two weeks, you may ask? Well, the answer is that I left the notebook at a random gas station in Canada and no one felt like going back for it. You can read the important parts of the log below:
Log, Day 1: Cookies are being rationed out. Theoretically they could last a week, maybe two, but I believe I may lack self-restraint.
Log, Day 2: Morale is high. We had the foresight to steal a bag of stamps on the way out and plan to sell them on the black market. Cookie rations are lowering.
Log, Day 5: Apparently stamps aren’t one of the things sold on the black market.
Log, Day 6: Today we jumped into the back of a train. No idea where we’re going. I think there’s a puffle following us around.
Log, Day 7: The train took us to another train station, We boarded another train and the same thing happened. Our plan is to keep stowing away on trains. There’s definitely a puffle following us.
Log, Day 10: At a different train station now. Lots of people. Cookies are running out. We may need to sneak back into the staff lounge for supplies.
Log, Day 11: Maya is down to her last three lollipops. This is the lowest we’ve been at. I’m beginning to wonder if we’re going to starve.
Log, Day 13: Nothing important has been happening, other than us deciding to go back to HF and quietly pretend like nothing happened.
Log, Day 14: We’re out of cookies. I don’t know where to go from here. We’re stopping at a gas station. Must remember not to leave notebook behind.
Quite the adventure, eh? We’re still debating whether or not to go back to HF, but maybe we could twist things in our favor. How would you feel about replacing the current staff team with cookie vending machines?
That’s all for this week’s insight. Curious about anything nap or snack related? Comment below and I’ll write all about it! Until next week, comrades.
CP Knowledge – Hydro Hopper
Welcome to the first post of the brand new series CP Knowledge. This is a series where I will talk about every single minigame on Club Penguin, starting today with Hydro Hopper. The posts will include how you play the game, its history, stamps, trivia, high scores, and a personal review of the game! Hope you enjoy it!
[EU/US INT] Battle Training
Hello Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for the EU/US [INT] Battle Training Event! We practiced formations and fast tactics in preparation for an upcoming battle in the Docks, Inside Mine, Stadium and Cove. Thanks to Nell, Diwix and Rooboo for leading this event. Great job helpers, lets bring home this victory!
Max: 35+
[AUSIA/EU INT] Shamrock Training
Hello Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for some battle training! We practiced formations and tactics at Iceberg, Stadium and Docks! Thank you for leading Ru, Joe and Snow! Great job everyone, keep it up and see you at the next battle training! March Madness is ours!
Max: 40+
Keeping Up With CPRewritten – March 2021
Welcome everyone the the second edition of Keeping Up With CPR! If you are craving fresh news and sneak peeks directly from the game’s owners, you came to the right place! We will be updating you each month about everything that happens on Club Penguin Rewritten so you are never going to feel lost again!
A Deep Dive Into 2020 with HF
The year took us by storm, pandemics, crazy wildfires, spooky bees, and the worst thing for extroverts, a damn lockdown. The best thing for introverts, however, so it’s a balance I guess? Anyways, this is a long informal post created to walk us through 2020. Not for the world, that’s too much to write, but rather for HF. We hit new records, celebrated 2 years, and participated in so many tournaments.