Office Inspection: Elp is the Greatest

Welcome to the Grand Finale.. The Office Inspection all of you have been waiting for, today we are here with Elp The Greatest.

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Elp Expose Post

Greetings, Helpers. This an expose post on the one you call “The Greatest.” Elp, you know what you did smh.

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Greetings Helpers! Today we logged onto CPABattleground for our official De-lice-ious Awards Gala! Everyone who attended came in their fancy and tasty outfits as we all awaited for the announcing of the winners by Elp, the Greatest! Huge Congratulations to all who won in their category nominated. Hope you all enjoyed 2022’s De-lice-ious awards as much as I did! Till the next one!

Max: 31+

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[NOT SATIRE] De-lice-ous Awards Expose Post

ZIPLINE – The Burned Remains of Snowy’s Office: Another year, another 365 banned visitors. We rang in the New Year only two weeks ago, and with that we also saw the beginning of this year’s De-lice-ous awards. What most of you DIDN’T see was the blatant bribery and blackmailing that goes on behind the scenes with the admins every single day. I’m here to expose the rigged voting system and to demand justice.

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Christmas letters for Santa Elp!

Hello comrades! As you all know, Christmas is almost upon us, and as tradition the staff members get to write letters to Santa Elp which he will read and reply to, and see if they will be granted their wish or punished for such foolishness. Staff can ask for whatever they want, so keep on reading to see what they wrote!

Let’s read some letters, shall we?

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[US] The Greatest Segment

Greetings, Helpers. Today we logged onto CPAB for Elp’s Greatest Seg, which was 2 years in the making. Thank you Elp for leading and everyone who attended.

Max: 17+

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The Greatest Essay

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – My comrades!!! We have a special treat for you this week – a nearly two thousand word essay written about the one and only Greatest, Elp himself. The author will remain anonymous for fear of their safety and/or sanity. Please read without consideration.

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Double Trouble

Hiya helpers!! Welcome back to the latest edition of Double Trouble, a series where Dhanush and I interview the besties of Help Force! Today we will interview Ayan and Elp – the greatest – to find out how they got to know each other, and also how well they know each other. So let’s get right into the interview!

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