Hey Helpers, this week we started to train for the upcoming Finals of March Madness. Today, we had the first training of the week as we completely focus on tactics, speed, and formations wearing a formal attire that is our uniform. We logged onto CPRewritten – Abominable as we waddled on to Town, Iceberg, and Icerink following the event leaders Wynn, Snowy, and Scorp. At one point, it felt like all of us are trained but at the same time, it felt like we need to improve more and more till we finally are ready to face off Finals this Saturday!
Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future amazing events! đź’™

 MAX: 32+

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[SATIRE] Slap Force Scandal

BREAKING NEWS – HF’s newest General, Ms. Nervous Zippo, has been accused of allegedly slapping people in general chat. More will be posted on this story as updates are given. In the meantime, this reporter has compiled previous accusations against Ms. Zippo below, so the readers can judge her preemptively. 

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Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten for a fun practice battle with our allies the PIC. Thank you Snowy, Diwix, and Phoenix for leading. Great job today Helpers!

MAX: 18+

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Faces of the Force – Mantiuxx


Hey Helpers! Welcome back to Faces of the Force, the series where a new helper is interviewed as we get to know them better! For the return of this series, I am pleased to introduce the first person to be interviewed – Mantiuxx!

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[SATIRE] Totally Legit Interviews: Mantiuxx

Welcome to the first edition of Totally Legit Interviews. The topic is exactly what it says in the title: a completely legit, unedited interview with a troop who definitely wasn’t threatened with ketchup. Hope you enjoy!

For today’s post I’ll be interviewing an anonymous Helper who I’ll call Mantiuxx.

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Hey there Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR to claim another server, Ice Cream. After a successful invasion, staff and troops played a fun game of hide and seek. Thank you Maya, Snowy, Phoenix, and Snowflakeâť„Soft for leading!

MAX: 26+

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Hello helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for a fun Branch Battle between teams water and fire. Congrats to Team Water for winning, and thank you Snowy, Wynn, Mandal, Rooboo, Diwix, and Beasto for leading!

MAX: 37+

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[EU] GAMEDAY: Battle vs. Templars

Hey there Helpers! Today we all logged onto CPRewritten for the EU counterpart of game-day. Thank you Ayan, Joe, and Barnito for leading! After a fun Practice Battle with the Templars, the Helpers hid around the island while the staff got to search for them. Congrats Akaaro, Maisie, and Ananya for being the best hiders!

MAX: 40+

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Nap Segment Insights

Welcome back to Nap Segment Insights, a weekly series dedicated to everyone’s favorite type of seg: napping! This week we’re finally going to be talking about napping and its consequences.

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[AUSIA/EU] Team Fire VS Team Water

Hey there! Helpers! Today we logged for a three-way battle between our branches water and fire and the Red Ravagers. Thank you Snowy, Joe, Wynn, Maya, Amy, ROOBOO, Lyd, Jayden, and Nelly for leading! Great job today, Helpers!

Max: 36+

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