Desireus the Coconut Man

Coconuts have been the new source of food for the staff for the past few months, joining the ranks of ketchup cookies and lollipops as the most revered food item in the Help Force. But have you ever wondered how Desireus got the coconuts in the first place, along with how and why he uses them so often? Well, keep reading to find out more about Desireus and his coconuts.

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Original Stories – The Sus Disease

It was a seemingly normal Friday afternoon in the Help Force. Most of the staff were planning what events to host over the weekend, and the ones that were sent to the mines for hoarding food were busy trying to keep warm in the harsh winter, by crowding around a bottle of hot sauce. However, something was a bit.. off with some of the commanders, and the newly indoctrinated staff wanted to get to the bottom of this sudden change.

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Original Stories – The Haunted House

If you happened to look at the hill that loomed over the town from the north, you’d see a house-like shape that sat at the top. It was a dilapidated looking house, and it had secrets, secrets that no one dared to find the answers for, until some HF staff discovered something that would change their life forever.

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[EU] OPERATION: CLOWN CATASTROPHE

Hey Helpers! How are you all doing? Had enough clown moments already?
Today, we all helpers logged on to CPRewritten – Ascent becoming clowns causing chaos all over the island. The clown superiors were none other than Alex, Yoda, and PinguMaliz waddling around Town, Forest, cove, and Dojo. All clowns were terrific in performance in all rooms with great funny tactics.

Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future amazing events! 💙

MAX: 27+

Comment below if you attended the event!

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[AUSIA] CSC MISSION: SCOUT

ZIPLINE, Southampton’s Office – Yeah, you heard that right. On February 9th, Help Force logged on to Club Penguin for a scouting mission. And yes, we wore puffle outfits as a stealth uniform. You can laugh about it, but its the most clever choice, considering Puffle Party is coming soon. We went undercover so we could fool the CPR moderators. Recently, some snitches targeted our army, we needed to scout the island and make sure it was safe for us. We had a fun event, huge thanks to Wynn for leading. Oh right, I also led!

MAX: 35+

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[AUSIA] Operation: Caribbean Beans

Greetings Fam… Today the helpers logged onto CPRewritten – Zipline for the event wearing the apron and serving coffee for penguins all over the island.
The event led by Ru, Diwix, and Plotter was well-guided even for new helpers and everyone had loads of fun.
Everyone performed very amazingly as we charged from Town, Coffee Shop, Stadium to Iceberg.

Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future fun events! 💙

MAX: 31+

Comment below if you attended the event!

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Dreams And Aspirations

The New Year has begun, Comrades! Thus begins the month of accidentally writing 2021 instead of 2022 in your dates. To start this year off on a fresh, positive note, I have compiled the New Year Resolutions of a few Help Force members!

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Winter Reads Series I

Many of you may not know that I enjoy reading immensely. As a child, I was constantly lectured on how reading helps your vocabulary, increases reading speed, and improves your writing ability.  While these reasons are valid for how reading can help you, they aren’t good enough to make one want to start reading. Naturally, these reasons may differ from person to person. But, for anyone interested in reading and literature, these books would make a good starting point.

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Original Stories – Visitor’s Edition

I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:

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[INT] INVASION OF ICE COAST

ZIPLINE, Scorpion Demon’s Office – Hola Helpers! On October 31st, the day of the spookiness, a fantastic sight was seen at the fort of Ice Coast. Blue flags flew from the flagpoles, blue banners adorned the walls, and a huge blue army stood inside the fortress, cheering and celebrating.

MAX: 32+

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