The Raid

“Manti, that’s the last time I’m going to steal food and get caught. We’ll need to be more careful next time,” Nervous said slyly.

“There’s going to be a next time?” Mantiuxx asked, confused. Then he grinned. “I’m in.”

There was a next time. I remember their next time particularly well. Despite being retired, I tend to travel through the shadows of the glorious gracious motherland, keeping an eye on any big events. Nervous’ plan was quite meticulously thought out. Mantiuxx did his job well, he almost managed to surprise me with the level of perfection he did his job with. Of course, food is the only thing that could’ve motivated either of them to bring such amazing performances. Sadly, both of them forgot about one thing – the Lice knows it all.

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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post, I decided to interview the nice, active, sweet, friendly HF Supreme Helper: P.ninja12! 

Food for Every Soul » The Help Force

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HF Insight: New Beginnings

Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents

  • What’s been Happening
  • Week in Short
  • Zenishira’s GOTW Statement
  • Army Statistics for the Week
  • HF Insight Insider Information

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Original Stories: The Secret Of The Mines

The mines are a cold and unforgiving place, and many a Help Force member has been sent to those dark caverns. Surprisingly, not a lot of people know what happens in those mines, or what the mines are about. Continue reading to find out the secrets of the Help Force mines.

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post, I decided to interview the following individual… He’s not only a well-known there-to-help member that contributed good time for Help Force, but an actual CPA beast. Being an ACP Legend, RPF Veteran, and more, he gained an immense amount of knowledge and experience in the army community. Thanks to his kind and friendly company he’s always provides, I decided, for this post, to interview none but the amazing HF Second Lieutenant: Sanya! (Thank you Rooboo for helping with this intro) 

Food for Every Soul » The Help Force

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Double Trouble – Roast Goose and Archana

Helpers, Bello! I hope everything is going well for everyone and that you’re making some excellent friends (if you don’t, this series will cease to exist). I, Ru, am back with another episode of our blog, Double Trouble! In this series, we interview two friends to learn more about what makes their friendship so great. For this addition, we have Plotter and Archana with us who legit made me want a friend like them. Who do you think makes this duo crazier?

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CP Knowledge: Aunt Arctic

Grab your notepads, because in this week’s post we’re going to talk about Aunt Arctic.

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HF Insight: The Invasions Start

Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents

  • What’s been Happening
  • Week in Short
  • Elia wins GOTW
  • Army Statistics for the Week
  • HF Insight Insider Information

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – Extended Stinkification

Welcome back to another edition of the stinkiest polls in Club Penguin Army history. Despite it being two years since he retired, Jayden’s stink still prevails strong enough for these polls to continue. However, in the previous few weeks he consistently wrote a total of zero posts, which invited a host of complaints from people. I am not saying complaints are bad, after all that’s just a normal thing for every single stinky Helper out there to do the moment something happens. But since I got annoyed by the complaints, here you go, a substitute for the Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls.

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