The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!


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Band Force

Band Force

– Story by Scorpion Demon

It was a glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Or so Elp said. The mines were being exploited. The grass, and everything else, was close to dying. All felt normal. However, the people were dissatisfied. Rumours were starting to spread that there was a lack of entertainment. Their dissatisfaction was such, that it grew into a mass emotion. The commanders Rooboo and Desireus tried their best, but they soon succumbed to this emotion as well.

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Staff Member Convicted of Cannibalism | The Chocolate Community in Terror

On the 16th of February, 2022, a member of the Help Force Staff was put on trial with accusations of cannibalism. This previously kind and caring staff member was none other than Choco, the chocolate bar. Choco had been terrorizing innocent chocolate people for over a decade, and on this fateful day, that was about to end.

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back finally to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes or drinks. For this one, its a Christmas Recipe even if the season is over, I had this pre-done and interviewed our HF Commodore: Insane! 

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HF Insight: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents

  • What’s been Happening
  • Week in Short
  • Primc’s GOTW Statement
  • Army Statistics for the Week
  • HF Insight Insider Information

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back finally to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post and possibly month, I will be doing Holiday Recipes! So for this one, I decided to interview someone you see every day in HF, and not only that, but also someone who’s always so cheerful and joyful! You see her simping sometimes, but it’s all because she has a kind heart that likes to compliment everyone. Words are a lot, but to our amazing friend and wonderful troop, we introduce to you the none and only HF Commodore: xchrissyx! (Thank you Rooboo for helping!)

Food for Every Soul » The Help Force

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Cats of the Force: Part 2

What’s better than one post about cats? Two posts about cats! This series is dedicated to your feline friends. Everyone who wants to can send a picture of their cat to snowy#8840 on discord and show him or her off.

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Cats of the Force: Part One

What’s better than looking at your own cat? Looking at other people’s cats! This series is dedicated to your feline friends. Everyone who wants to can send a picture of their cat to snowy#8840 on discord and show him or her off.

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Maya and Mantiuxx’s Freedom Event

ZIPLINE – HF CAPITAL: Last weekend, we said goodbye to Maya and Mantiuxx as they stepped down from their positions as staff. Although they retired, I managed to spam their dms enough to be able to make this post.

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Zenishira and Chocolate Bar Join Staff Team

ZIPLINE – HF CAPITAL: Shortly after the M&M retirement, Help Force welcomed two new staff into its ranks as Generals. Choco and Zenishira, during today’s AUSIA training. Both new staff have worked hard during their tenures as juniors and have certainly earned their place as staff. Zen is often found deep in the mines as he recruits for the Motherland, while Choco can be seen attacking anyone who comes near him. I reached out to both Zen and Choco for comment on their promotion.

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