The HF Beacon

Posted on July 24, 2023 by Snowy

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!


Table of Contents

HF News

Gamer of the Week

Original Stories

Game Corner

Art Section

Person of the Week

Weekly Promotions

Submit Your Content

Question of the Week

HF News

  • Quaterfinals! We had our Quarterfinals battle against RPF today, and even though we didn’t win, we put up a strong fight. Good luck to whoever ends up in the finals!
  • Barbenheimer! Barbenheimer weekend is finally here. Are you going to see either movie, or will you make it a double feature?

Gamer of The Week

This week Mortalidade won their second Gamer of the Week award. The HF Beacon team reached out to them for comment on their awards:

I came for the cookies, stayed for the fun

Thank you for your words Mortalidade!

Helpers Book Club

Nothing without an amazing story section. Make sure to read this engrossing corner of the HF Beacon, and let us know if you want to write stories in the upcoming editions!

Rats and How to Exterminate Them

— Snowy

Help Force has always had an issue with pests. First it was the possums, and then the lice, but most recently it’s been the wild rats from outside. They spam “TASTY” and “SUS” in the chat and refuse to leave until they’re given a cookie. While they were entertaining to use for Rock Paper Scissors demotions before, now they’re becoming a nuisance. There are two solutions to getting rid of them.

The first is to leave a trail of cookies leading out the door into a cage, where we can lock the rats in and ship them to ACP where they’re sure to be welcomed. After all, which army doesn’t want a rat infestation?

The second solution is the ban hammer. It’s effective but sends a bad message to the rest of the rats, who protest for their fallen brethren before being banned themselves.

Game Corner

This section features a new puzzle every week for you to play. You can send your completed puzzle to Snowy in dms!

Scavenger Hunt

.Find the room of the picture below (Submit the room name with a screenshot).

Art And Memes Corner

Skimming through the amazing submissions, we’ve chosen the best ones for the week! Make sure to submit your content in #art-memes if you want to get featured in the Help Force Beacon next week!

 

Person/Meme of the Week

The person of the week is someone who dedicates a lot of time and energy into the army. And they’re a meme.

Weekly Promotions

These people have worked very hard for the army this week, now its their time to be recognized! Make sure to congratulate them for their hard efforts.

Porokium – Novice Corporal
Mortalidade – Commando Brigade
Dan – Commodore
Mythz – Supreme Helper
SamMit – Commodore
ShadowPlayszx – Novice Corporal
BlankyCRT – Major

Question of the week:

Pineapple: Savory pizza topping, or abhorrent fruit from hell?

Submit Your Content

Know any good jokes? Have some thoughts you want to share, want some extra sapphires? Next week the best submissions will be featured in this part of the Beacon! Check the bottom of the post for procedure of submissions.

DM Snowy on Discord the answers to the games, question of the week, to send some ships, stories, and any content submissions to win points (20 points for submitting content) :HFSapphire:!

And that’s a wrap for this week fellas! See you in the next edition of the Help Force Beacon. Make sure to like & comment on your opinions about the weekly newspaper.

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