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Heyyy Helpers!!! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul, a series by myself where I interview people from Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes! For this post, I had gotten a request from the chaotic Läuse and the greatest HF Legend: Elp! 

I started off by asking him some questions about this interesting recipe!

Hello Elp, thank you for doing this recipe interview today, can you tell us what recipe you will be talking about today?

Elp: Hello. It’s an honor for you having me. I will be sharing a delicatessen, an exclusive for your post, something that has been shared from generation to generation, and it can be shared with you all unfortunate comrades. I bring to you, The Greatest Cookies


Can you tell us why this recipe is important, is it a family recipe, and is there any history or story behind it?

Elp: The recipe was invented by my great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatest grandma lice. There it went on and on and on and on and on and on on, until it has reached Mother Lice, which she’s shared the knowledge with me, The Lice.

We have a bonus question from someone that said to ask this: Is this recipe from your german side or Russian side :ono:?

Elp: это конфиденциально, wenn ich es dir sagen würde, würde ich dich töten

Anyways…. here comes the best part, the Recipe! (As explained in interesting way by Elp)


» 1 cup of salted butter

» 1 cup of white sugar, pure as the snow

» 1 cup of light brown sugar, do not use curry

» 2 teaspoon of pure vanilla extract

» 2 large eggs, like the ones I have

» 1/2 cup of tears of your enemies

» 3 cups of all purpose flour

» 1 teaspoon of baking soda

» 1/2 teaspoon of baking powder

» 1 teaspoon of salt,

» 2 cups of chocolate chips, or be greedy and put more

» 1 whole bowl of greatness


The Greatest Cookies

1- Preheat the oven, nobody likes cold ass ovens. Line a baking pan with parchment paper and get it ready for later.

2- In a separate bowl, mix flour, baking soda, salt, baking powder, just like the chaos i cause in HF

3- Cream together butter and sugars until combined.

4- Beat in eggs and vanilla until fluffy, like alex’s fur but not too dirty.

5- Mix in the dry ingredients until combined all. Like one true Motherland.

6- Add the cup of tears of your enemies, it gives it a bittersweet taste. If you do not posses such ingredient you can skip this step.

7- Roll 2-3 of dough at a time into balls and place them evenly on your cookie sheets.

8- While setting the dough, you can be adding bits by bits of greatness, like how Grandma Lice used to make it

9- Bake in preheated oven for 8-10 minutes. Let them burn in hell but not too much. Take them out when they are just barely starting to turn brown.

10- Let them sit on the baking pan for 2 minutes before removing to cooling rack. A good rest and pause is good before you go back into 8 hours of recruiting

**Disclaimer: if you are not great enough, your recipe will fail. Do not try to eat the results**
Do you have any tips or tricks on making it or why people may like this recipe?
Elp: Yes, don’t use this recipe unless you’re part of the Lice family and always remember: Elp is the greatest! 

Lol, thank you Elp for doing this interview :elpisthegreatest: :prayge:
Elp: You’re welcome and remember, the Lice knows it all and Elp is the Greatest!

With that everyone, we’ve reached the end of the post! We know you wanted to read more xD but I will be back next time with more fresh and delicious content! If anyone would like to share a recipe with us, DM me with your ideas!

Bon Appetit! <3

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