It was yet another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. However, the day was not so glorious gracious for a certain Junior Staff. Our protagonist, Amealyah, recently moved into the Junior Staff living quarters. Since she is the protagonist, this story is about her.
Mission Machete – I
Posted on June 25, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.
Original Stories – Visitor’s Edition
Posted on December 28, 2021 by ScorpionDemon
I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:
Stories From The Past – March Madness
Posted on November 14, 2021 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorpion Demon’s Office – Greetings! Interested in hearing a story from the golden legends of our glorious gracious motherland? You have come to the right person! Today’s story revolves around March Madness, a Club Penguin Army tournament hosted by CP Army Headquarters in, well, March XD.
