The ghosts of Ugly and Roxy were spotted at a recent practice battle. Despite dying only two weeks ago, they have something to say about their deaths.
BREAKING: Army of Club Penguin Leaders Assassinated
Posted on September 7, 2024 by Jo
In a tragic series of events, Army of Club Penguin leaders Ugly and Roxy have been assassinated. Here is the live coverage of this tragedy.
The Mystery of Choco’s Voice
Posted on July 13, 2024 by Jo
If you have heard Choco’s voice, you would know that it is one of a skibidi rizzler. Despite the numerous times he has vced, his voice is still a mystery to many.
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Samari’s Scandal
Posted on July 6, 2024 by Jo
It’s no secret that Samari secretly owns the Help Force. Although that contradicts itself, here is how she secretly owns our souls so secretly.
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Sussy Snowy
Posted on June 15, 2024 by Jo
I’m sure you already know that Snowy is very sus. She led the army for a whole segment of history. Here are a few of her recent sus activities.
Why Dinamo are the True Winners
Posted on April 28, 2024 by Jo
Team Steaua managed to “win” Romania Week, but they are not the true winners. Rather than playing sudoku, team Dinamo decided to fight, managing to win the battle. This is why team Dinamo are the true winners.
Roxy’s Dark Side
Posted on February 18, 2024 by Jo
Roxy seems like a fun, loving staff member; however, she has a dark side that you do not want to see. Whenever she isn’t welcoming someone to the army or chatting away, she is murdering and bullying innocent people. Here is Roxy’s dark side.
Roxy Cheats on Mocha
Posted on February 10, 2024 by Jo
Roxy has betrayed her long-term wife, deciding to marry Jo. To make matters worse, Choco was a possible candidate, and she blatantly rejected him. This is the story of how Roxy cheated on Mocha.
Wolfi Logs On
Posted on February 3, 2024 by Jo
The motherland witnessed an incredible feat during today’s SpongeBob event, as Wolfi logged on successfully. He persevered through various dangers, eventually reaching the event.
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
Posted on January 20, 2024 by Jo
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
