Enforcer’s Demonic Polls

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Recently, I stepped down from my position from Second in Command. Since Jayden, another retired 2ic, is busy with his exams, a thought occurred to me – would people even notice if a different retired 2ic wrote Jayden’s column? Thus, I decided to conduct this experiment. As expected, no one I DMed questioned why a different person was taking the poll this week! Except Ru. Fucking. Emma. Always noticing everything. Screw you, Ru, I had a legendary joke planned.

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Unstinked: Jayden Retires From The Help Force

ZIPLINE, Scorpion Demon’s Office – On November 21st, Second in Command Jayden stepped down from his rank in the Help Force. The retirement came after the huge UNWIND Music Festival hosted by the staff members. Read on to find out more about this amazing HCOM member’s HF career and an exclusive interview with the man himself!

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PokéStaff: Pokédex Entry #1

PokéStaff is a series of posts that will revolve around the theme of the popular video game/ anime Pokémon. Have you ever wondered which Pokémon you are? Of course, everyone has. And some of us have even found the answer to that question. The next question level of that question would be, which pokemon are the Help Force staff members? I will be answering that very question in this post! Please keep in mind that I have assigned pokemon to the people depending on their nature and not the Pokémon’s power.

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: MUSICAL PIVOT

Toots echoed far and wide as the best band in the east logged on to Ascent today for the first event of The Helper Voyage. The Helpers brought their musical instruments to CPR today as we gathered for a musical party to kick off this week’s journey! A big thank you to Ayan and Jayden for leading, and to the troops who attended.

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