Hello everyone! Today we logged on CPABattleground, Stadium for a Hide and Seek event! We did some tactics and then we started the Hide and Seek game! Thanks to everyone who attended until the next time!
Max: 22+
Why You Shouldn’t Pay Your Taxes (Yet)
Posted on May 13, 2023 by Jo
Our glorious, gracious motherland thrives off the taxes of its hard-working residents. However, this prosperity has only been given to the Commanders and other high-ranking officials. The tax money that gets collected from us hard-working soldiers does not benefit us, but rather it benefits the bourgeois scum at the top of the HF pyramid scheme. This is why we should not and will not pay our taxes. For legal reasons, I am required to say that this post is completely satirical and that we should all pay our dues to our glorious, gracious motherland.
Snowy Wanted for Crimes Against the State
Posted on May 6, 2023 by Jo
For weeks, comrade Jo has been trying to invade comrade Snowy, through dozens of events and battles. Each and every time, comrade Snowy somehow managed to escape, evading comrade Jo’s capture. We cannot let this continue to happen as her arrest is crucial for winning Ausia Arena.
Local Staff Member Launders Millions of Ayan Hats
Posted on April 29, 2023 by Jo
Choco is once again back in the spotlight due to recent allegations of money laundering. Choco has a notorious criminal record, with the number of crimes he has committed being well above what we can count on our flippers. Cannibalism, stealing food, and having a skill issue in regards to women are just a few of his crimes.
[INT] INVASION OF PERSEPOLIS
Posted on April 25, 2023 by Beasto
Greetings coconut Consumers! Today we logged on CPABattleground, Stadium for an Invasion event, where we did wonderful tactics and forms in the Snow Forts led by Yoda and our personal Leader and Trainer Desireus. Thanks to everyone who attended this Invasion, hope to see you in future events Comrades! :DD
Max: 23+
Reasons Why HF Should Become an E-girl Hangout
Posted on April 22, 2023 by Jo
The Help Force is notorious for its hot, single troops, and its strong visitor policies that keep the server safe from undesirable figures. It is time for HF to enter a new stage of greatness, becoming a home for all e-girls. This would greatly increase the server’s popularity, allowing us to truly be the greatest army.
[AUSIA] ARMY TRAINING
Posted on April 22, 2023 by Beasto
Hey lovelies! Today we logged on CPABattleground, Stadium for an army training event. We did some amazing tactics and forms led by Beasto and Thuanthaijo in the Iceberg. Big thanks Snowflake for the wonderful VC lead, and thanks to everyone who attended this training event! Till the next time :DDD
Max: 15+
[AUSIA] GAMEDAY: CHILL N’ REEL
Posted on April 15, 2023 by Beasto
Hello Helpers! Today we logged on CPABattleground to have a great Gameday event “CHILL N’ REEL“. Everyone got dressed as a fisherman and started doing amazing tactics and forms led by Thuanthaijo and Beasto, Then the Helpers competed in an Ice Fishing minigame. Thanks to everyone who attended the event, till the next time!!
Max: 15+
