Howdy, Helpers! As the weekend started, we logged on to CPRewritten for one of the most expected battles of this season. The Help Force faced the Ice Warriors and we managed to put up a great fight throughout all 4 rooms! This battle was led by Barnito and Nelly, resulting in a 1-1-2 win for the Ice Warriors.
We’ve all agreed that this was one of our best days here in Help Force, because of the amazing hype and hard work. Great job, HF! You are, indeed, the Best Force!
Hey Helpers! Today we logged on to CPRewritten – Ascent to train the new troops for the upcoming March Madness Semis! We did tactics and a lot of formations in various rooms across the island! The event was led by Nelly, Wynn, Joe and Barnito. Amazing job today, Helpers! See you all at the battle!
Hey Helpers! Welcome to the newest edition of “How Would You Help”. A series dedicated to bringing you through the eyes of the HF Staff Team. Tricky questions are asked to our staff, whether it be about Recruiting, Events, or even CPRewritten. I ask questions that should hopefully give you a little insight on what the staff of HF do!
Salutations Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for the the 3 way battle against Army of Club Penguin and Blue Ravagers! We fought at Docks, Inside Mine, Studium and Iceberg. The leaders were Joe, Wynn, Maya and Rooboo! It was an amazing opportunity to practice speed and formations before the battle on Saturday! Thank you everyone for coming and thank you ACP and BR for an amazing event!
Howdy Helpers! The time has come, a shining new edition of the FotF series is finally here! If you don’t know, each week we choose an active and helpful member of the Help Force and interview them, We ask questions about both their army career and personal life so you can get to know them better! Work hard and you have a chance of being invited too! For now, give a huge applause to this week’s Face of the Force… Violet!
ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon! After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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Welcome everyone to yet another edition of Weekly Reflection! This week was all about preparation for the incoming March Madness Tournament, with lots of training and recruiting. We all feel ready for the battle on Sunday and let’s keep improving next week!
Welcome back to Nap Segment Insights, a weekly series dedicated to everyone’s favorite type of seg: napping!
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If you’ve been following this series (of course you have), you’ll know that two weeks ago Maya and Wynn broke me out of HF prison. I was there because I didn’t want to starve, and apparently in HF that’s a crime. Cool. I might’ve been breaking and entering, too, but honestly there’s so many rules. How am I supposed to know them all? They can’t all matter, right? That’d be crazy.
(Just to be clear here, I’m not suggesting that you break the snack rules in HF. I am encouraging you to break them.
Currently we’re living on the road like a couple of wild pigeons, if the road was underwater and the pigeons were government spies at their headquarters in the Bermuda Triangle, exactly 16,800 pina coladas below sea level. You didn’t hear that from me, by the way.
We’ve been on the run for a little while now, but no staff have tried to catch us yet. Our theory is that the uno game that started three weeks ago is still going on. They could just end the game and go after us, but death before dishonor and all that.
I kept a log for the first two weeks of our escape. Why for only the first two weeks, you may ask? Well, the answer is that I left the notebook at a random gas station in Canada and no one felt like going back for it. You can read the important parts of the log below:
Log, Day 1: Cookies are being rationed out. Theoretically they could last a week, maybe two, but I believe I may lack self-restraint.
Log, Day 2: Morale is high. We had the foresight to steal a bag of stamps on the way out and plan to sell them on the black market. Cookie rations are lowering.
Log, Day 5: Apparently stamps aren’t one of the things sold on the black market.
Log, Day 6: Today we jumped into the back of a train. No idea where we’re going. I think there’s a puffle following us around.
Log, Day 7: The train took us to another train station, We boarded another train and the same thing happened. Our plan is to keep stowing away on trains. There’s definitely a puffle following us.
Log, Day 10: At a different train station now. Lots of people. Cookies are running out. We may need to sneak back into the staff lounge for supplies.
Log, Day 11: Maya is down to her last three lollipops. This is the lowest we’ve been at. I’m beginning to wonder if we’re going to starve.
Log, Day 13: Nothing important has been happening, other than us deciding to go back to HF and quietly pretend like nothing happened.
Log, Day 14: We’re out of cookies. I don’t know where to go from here. We’re stopping at a gas station. Must remember not to leave notebook behind.
Quite the adventure, eh? We’re still debating whether or not to go back to HF, but maybe we could twist things in our favor. How would you feel about replacing the current staff team with cookie vending machines?
That’s all for this week’s insight. Curious about anything nap or snack related? Comment below and I’ll write all about it! Until next week, comrades.
Hi Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR Ascent for a practice battle against Water Vikings! The event was lead by Admiral Jayden, Admiral Joe and Commander Barnito! The rooms used were Stadium, Docks and Iceberg! Our tactics formations and bombs were done perfectly and in synchronization. Well done amazing helpers!
