Welcome to the column Get To Know The Staff! I’m Scorp, and I am taking over this gig. I started writing blogs and stories for Club Penguin Armies in April 2020 and I’ve held positions of eminence in leagues like CPAL, CPAH and CPAHQ! So yeah, the column is in good hands. Continue reading
[SATIRE] Totally Legit Interviews: Mantiuxx

Welcome to the first edition of Totally Legit Interviews. The topic is exactly what it says in the title: a completely legit, unedited interview with a troop who definitely wasn’t threatened with ketchup. Hope you enjoy!
For today’s post I’ll be interviewing an anonymous Helper who I’ll call Mantiuxx.
[AUS] OPERATION: MESSY HAIR DON’T CARE
Good day Helpers! Today we logged onto Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our crazy hair-themed event! Everyone got into their messy wigs and hair and did various tactics through Town, Cove and lastly at Beach. Huge thanks to Wynn, Ru, Desireus and Alex for leading in today’s event! Thank you all who attended as well! Until next time.
Max: 33+
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[INT] U-LEAD: ORDER UP
Greetings Everyone! Today we logged onto CPR for another U-Lead event when Troops can show off their commanding skills! Everything went pretty smoothly as we practiced some clear formations and had great fun! Thank you for leading Wynn and ROBOO and all the Helpers! Fantastic job!
MAX: 37+
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[EU] THE GRAPEST OVERTIME ft. The Lice
Hello everyone! Today we logged onto CPR for the grapest event of the month! We practised fast tactics and formations at Town, Lighthouse and Inside Mine. Out grape costumes and goose tactics made the event truly memorable. It was also followed by our monthly Overtime Day celebrations! Congratulates Alex on winning the fight and thank you Wynn, Maya, RU, Desireus and Absolute for leading!
MAX: 41+
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[INT] NOBODY CAN DRAG US DOWN
Hey Helpers! Today we logged on CPR with our colorful cardigans to have our 1 Direction themed event! We did some phenominiall tactics through Town, Snow Forts, Inside Mine and ended at Forest. Big thanks to Nell, Ru and Mandal for leading today! Thank you to all who attended as well, till next time!
Max: 43+
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Song of the Week
Welcome to the series called Song of the Week! Every week, I ask a different member about their favourite song, giving a little of my input to go along with it. This week, we have Duckss, a person with very good taste in music!! This one is a rather unique song as it isn’t your typical English pop tune. Alternatively, we have the lively Italian rock song chosen by Duckss, ZITTI E BUONI!!
The tune starts with a single bass guitar riff and progresses right into a sturdy intro by the lead singer. The modulation and tune supporting the lyrics are raw and from the core. They truly seize the rockstar vibes during the entire song. The whole song surely appears like a blow to the face.
The primary catch of the song is probably the message its sending. At the ending, it talks about searching for an escape to an area where it’s not as constricting. An area without people constantly criticizing every move, a place where they can simply be. The performance at Eurovision as well as in the song video was fantastic. Damiano’s vocals, Victoria’s sparkling and charismatic performance with Ethan’s distinctive drumming makes the involvement even more euphoric. Thomas carries out the entire song by switching to and fro from leading to bass and highlighting the playing throughout the crafty bridge.
Overall, the song radiates energy and explosiveness. One of the best rock songs I’ve heard without exaggeration. The kind of music which deserved to win the Euro Vision Performance, and so it did. A double victory for Italy indeed.
I love listening to songs by Måneskin, so I would naturally think Duckss choice was excellent. They have very meaningful lyrics
The song was made in 2021, by Måneskin which is an Italian rock band formed in Rome in 2016. The band are Damiano David, Ethan Torchio, Thomas Raggi, and the only female member, Victoria De Angelis! They made their big break by winning the International song competition, widely known as Eurovision or ESC.
They have a fairly popular album from 2018 that has great songs to accompany the song queue with Zitti e buoni. Each song has a lovely rhythm that many people can jam along to and they’re mainly available on Spotify, Youtube Music and Deezer. Here is a link to songs that are by the band or similar sounding. Give them a listen and see you next week for another intriguing song!
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[EU] U-LEAD: THE ICE PACK ATTACK
Howdy Folks! Today we logged onto CPR for yet another invasion to extend our beloved Motherland! For the first time in history, it was led not only by staff but also Troops! Thank you for leading ROOBOO, Maya, Snowy and Wynn and all the Helpers! Fantastic job, everyone! We successfully invaded Ice Pack!
#BlueSummer
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