Desireus the Coconut Man

Coconuts have been the new source of food for the staff for the past few months, joining the ranks of ketchup cookies and lollipops as the most revered food item in the Help Force. But have you ever wondered how Desireus got the coconuts in the first place, along with how and why he uses them so often? Well, keep reading to find out more about Desireus and his coconuts.

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Original Stories – The Sus Disease

It was a seemingly normal Friday afternoon in the Help Force. Most of the staff were planning what events to host over the weekend, and the ones that were sent to the mines for hoarding food were busy trying to keep warm in the harsh winter, by crowding around a bottle of hot sauce. However, something was a bit.. off with some of the commanders, and the newly indoctrinated staff wanted to get to the bottom of this sudden change.

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Original Stories – The Haunted House

If you happened to look at the hill that loomed over the town from the north, you’d see a house-like shape that sat at the top. It was a dilapidated looking house, and it had secrets, secrets that no one dared to find the answers for, until some HF staff discovered something that would change their life forever.

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[AUSIA] Operation: Caribbean Beans

Greetings Fam… Today the helpers logged onto CPRewritten – Zipline for the event wearing the apron and serving coffee for penguins all over the island.
The event led by Ru, Diwix, and Plotter was well-guided even for new helpers and everyone had loads of fun.
Everyone performed very amazingly as we charged from Town, Coffee Shop, Stadium to Iceberg.

Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future fun events! 💙

MAX: 31+

Comment below if you attended the event!

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Original Stories – Visitor’s Edition

I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:

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Dress Up: If You Were A Commander

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Peace reigns once again in our glorious gracious motherland as our tournament journey comes to an end. The staff members put on a strong display of unity and loyalty to their army throughout the two weeks! To reward their invaluable contribution to our family, we are going to launch a series of fun staff activities this week.

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