The Help Force

Hello once again my dearest helpers! Our glorious Santa Elp has extended his graciousness to visit us this jolly season. You had been able to write a letter with your wishes for Christmas. He will read and reply to your letters and see whether they will be rewarded or punished. Keep on reading to see what they wrote!

From Foxiyy:

Dear Foxiyy,

We’ve been through this already. Elp is the greatest, always ways, always will be. It is written in The Greatest Essay and also proven across the Help Force’s history. Not only it became a meme, it became a lifestyle of great impact into the army’s culture. Everyone is free to believe what they wish, but they better believe what we tell them to believe, or else… there will be consequences. Happy holidays.

From Traffy:

Dear Traffy,

Wow, it truly has been 6 years actually for me since I have been around the army. Not as active as I used to be but still around nevertheless. I am not intimidating, I am annoyed very easily, which many of you are very capable of. But despite all, I am very friendly. For your Christmas wish, that is one delightful petition you have right there. I will be very happy to oblige and grant you it, not because of their british accent but because… actually, I will have all brits banned. That sounds more plausible. I will be talking to the commanders. Truly a Christmas miracle.

From Snowy:

Dear Snowy,

You again? I told you, I will not be compensating for any damages I could or could have not caused during any time in the army. The staff must go through such harsh conditions as part of their training. Priving them from food, sunlight, external contact is all to ensure their maximum effort and dedication towards the army. The mines is just another training center of the army, whatever harsh stories you heard from there are pure lies and deceit since they all follow the standards of the Greatest Laws of our Glorious Gracious Motherland. In fact, I will be issuing a cease & desist against anyone who dare make such accussations again. Also, I know you are working, so buy your switch 2 yourself. Happy holidays. 

From Spyhaker:

Dear Spyhaker,

No. Happy holidays.

From Sammie:

Dear Sammie,

It is always a pleasure to meet the freshblood of the army. If you have made it this far and became staff, means your dedication and efforts towards the army truly paid off, which is a privilege and huge responsibility given to you. I hope you have lots of ideas to add for the activities and keep climbing the ranks amongst the staff. I mostly work with the Commanders and fellow retired Trustees into the major events and other issues concerning the army. Do say hi whenever I suddenly appear and bring fear amongst the chat, of those who don’t sent the emote fear for their lives. Tacos, I doubt I could get that but chaos ensured for the seasons. Happy holidays.

From Dhan:

Dear Dhan,

Indeed. Being the greatest is such a burden to carry, no easy task every day. Doing great stuff to maintain the greatness is surely tiresome, but it’s doable. Oh how I would love to participate in the Showdown Tournament, but they are always done around times I am busy with great irl stuff. Nevertheless, I’m expecting to see the fall of the trio of pokemon masters in the army, just as how RPS Demotion used to happen. Oh and sure, I’ll leave a Gengar plushie for the staff in the staff room. Happy holidays.

From Malini:

Dear Malini,

No.

From Mari Dolly:

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