Double Trouble: Fera and Chicken

Hello helpers!! Welcome to the latest edition of your favorite blog, Double Trouble. The series where Dhanush and PinguMaliz hunt out the besties of Help Force, interview them, and test how much they know about each other. For this week, we brought together two professional yappers in order to create the most chaotic post yet… Please welcome Fera and Chicken!


Welcome to Double Trouble Fera and Chicken!

Fera: 🦗🦗🦗🦗

Chicken: Hai

Fera: yes hello

Chicken: are we supposed to say hi? help?

Fera: ig

How do you feel being here together?

Fera: chaotic

Chicken: yes very chaotic

Fera: i cannot stop lauging send he;[p

Chicken: real same here😭

Oh my we didn’t start yet but the fun has already begun!! So for our first question! How did you guys first meet?

Chicken: well it was over vc, I left cc (coup crusaders) back in like January I think and then I joined hf here and started being active there and then I joined the vc where I met ender/ fera and we vc’ed like 4 days in a row and yeah boom started talking after that

Fera: what he said fr

Ooh that sounds interesting! So what made you guys vc with each other so much?

Fera: i have no life and too much free time and no friends 

Chicken: My discord crashed I’m so sorry

Fera: uncrash it hurry up

Chicken: Yes yes I’m trying

But yes same here and then I guess kinda the fact I wanted to be active in hf so I was just talking to random people there yk and we became close and yes

Fera: fun fact chickens laptop is trash

Chicken: Shhhh😭

Fera: no they all need to know this for future reference

Chicken: It runs all the 7 fps it’s got at its max it’s a good lil guy he’s going his best

Fera: 7 FPS?! 

Okay next question, what would be the quality that you admired about each other and got you so close

Fera: UM

Chicken: uhh yapping

Fera: chickens a idiotic yapper so we yap a lot and its funny

Chicken: real ong shes as good at yapping as i am frfr

Fera: 😀  yeah but at least i have one braincell

Chicken: share some with me i’ve got 0.1

Fera: 😛 no its mine

Chicken: share

Fera: love u tho

Chicken: or me steal

Fera: NOOOO

listen we gotta keep the smart stupid balance here aight

were both stup[id

but that’s not the point

Chicken: fair point

Fera: i am so sorry whoevers editing this post

Chicken: yeah same here😭

Fera: im not actually sorry thats a lie

love u all tho

mhm hi i love u too 😢

Haha that’s amazing.. Two yappers/Extroverts becoming so close.. So next question, what’s your favorite memory together in HF and in your Voice chats

Fera: hold up

Chicken: extroverts?😭

Fera: extroverts where

Chicken: YEAH THATS WHAT IM THINKING

Fera: favourite memory has to be the beasto fanfic we wrote tho

or the countless tea we spilled

Chicken: i was typing that ong

Fera: LMAO

Fera: still my favourite thing ever created

Chicken: frrr same here I remember how we laughed so hard for like an hour

Fera: HELP IM LAUIGHING AGAIN

Chicken: and i read it out loud choking cause of how hard i was laughing😭

Fera: 😭

Chicken: and then i accidentally send multiple screenshots to zen after cuz i thought he was my alt HELP

Fera: LMAO

Zen burped the second u said that

Chicken: Average zen behavior istg

Fera: fr (no hate)

Chicken: exactly

yes we love zens burps

wait what

no

Fera: LMAO

Chicken: wait jesus thats like a month ago already

Fera: A MONTH? feels like 5 and like yesterday at the same time

Chicken: YEAH

Fera: CHICKEN I WANNA SAY SUMN SO BAD BUT I CANT SAY THAT HERE

Chicken: SAY IT
SAY

Fera: NUH UH ITS ABT THE THING

Chicken: SAY THE TEA

I know its that tea we weren’t gon say but stilllllll

Fera: CHICKEN THIS IS ALL GONNA END UP ON A PUBLIC HF POST

Chicken: OH SHIT NEVERMIND

Fera: LMAOAOAOAOA

What question were we at

Chicken: act as if you’re an idiotic goose the whole way through and we’ll be all good right

Fera: honk

Chicken: real

OMG YES I was told about ur frantic fanfic.. How many of those have you made yet? And which one is favorite among the duo?

Fera: how many HAVE we made, like 5? idk i cant count

Chicken: i think thats like the only one maybe theres been some others before and like once or twice after but thats kinda it

dyslexic and can’t count hmm sounds oddly like my sister, might as well swap you out no one will tell the difference

Fera: i-

Chicken: be sibling or me will kidnap

Fera: nah we wrote a bunch

Chicken: oh yeah

i still remember that very random one with goku and your mom like im still wondering wtf was going on

are we allowed to swear or is this a stricter jail than HF

Fera: lets find out

fuck

bitch

Fuck yeah swear as much as you want

Fera: LMAO

Chicken: oh hell yeah i remember that

Fera: honestly thats the best one lowk

Chicken: that start sounds a lot like the start of my character ai roleplays

Fera: HELPPPP

i usually make them have an existential crisiss and then brutally murder them

Chicken: honestly real

make them have trauma give them a random kid in that more trauma murder the kid then make them depressed then more death and random romance in the middle of it i love weird character ai stuff fr

MAN IM SOBBING WHAT IS THIS WHAT WAS I DOING WRITING THAT

Fera: no listen thats a masterpiece

Chicken: yeah😭

Okay so moving on.. Again about ur fanfic who do you think is the most creative among you too and gives most of the ideas for ur fanfic

Fera: due to the nature of franticfanfic, both of us lol

Chicken: Ender maybe idk both

Fera: cuz u both give names, and then pick some from the randomly shuffled list

Chicken: you’re a better writer i’ve got more ideas tho

Fera: true true

Chicken: Im laughing so hard again i just read the one with beasto maria help im dying

Fera: dont die pookie ily

Chicken: thank you love you too pookie

i still dying tho

Ooh that’s nicee!! Chicken is DYING that’s not nice

So ender is the writer and chicken is the one who comes with the crazy yet amusing n amazing ideas.. So have you guys ever recommended each other anything and would have done it too?

Fera: WELL

WEVE BOTH HAD SOME VALUABLE ADVICE

Chicken: tea advice?

Fera: THAT WAS DEFINITLY USED

Chicken: real real real real

Lmao I know what you’re talking about then

dav we need more stuff we can yap about

Fera: LMAO yes we need to yap more, infinitely long post

Chicken: damn we needa make it so long the readers give up tho fr

Fera: FR

Chicken: FRRR

i swear geniuses think alike

Okay this is a question a specific reader wanted to ask Chicken.. Chicken what does yaha mean? Ender u have any idea about it?

Fera: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Chicken: Jo I swear😭

Fera: Had to be jo

Chicken: I already told y’all Yaha isn’t a word in the danish language I was just talking to my sister

Fera: NO BUT WHAT IS YAHA

Chicken: I DONT KNOW

i think i might’ve said “Ja” (yes) then laughed maybe or sumn😭

Fera: no u said yaha

Chicken: after probably cuz i was tryna get her to say yaha for no reason

Fera: nuh uh mid ur conversation

Chicken: I DID NOT

Fera: YOU DID >:(

Chicken: I DONT KNOW WHAT YAHA MEANS

Fera: lovel;y readers chicken is lying, my ears work he said yaha

Chicken: Nein I’m not lying i know my language

That’s so sus

Fera: chickens very sus

Chicken: pookie what doesя люблю фембоев mean?? you dont know either😭

Fera: HUH?!

Chicken. what is this.

Chicken: SHHHH

Fera: but what is this.

Chicken: DONT SEND THE TRANSLATION

Fera: 😛 

Chicken: DONT EXPOSE ME MAN

but fr tho

Fera: fr

Chicken: i love femboys 

my damn discord crashed again

send help

Fera: no

Chicken: send help or i’ll contaminate your laptop with my laptops disease

Hahh i guess we will never know what yaha means so moving on. If you two get the chance to meet IRL what would be the things you would like to do with each other?

Fera: spill tea, simp for men

Chicken: give her a kiss frr

nah jk

Fera: i-

Chicken: LMAO intrusive thought

he said “what would the things you would like to do with each other be” you can’t blame me😭 nah but honestly i’d just rip down your wall paper (long awaited) and just live in your closet

and yap yes

Fera: yes ty my wallpaper needs to be gone

Chicken: yes real

Fera: i was gonna say sleep but that sounds so much worse then i intend it to be i just like sleep

Chicken: HELP

IM DYING

Fera: omw to save u

Chicken: cpr?

Fera: club penguin rewritten fr

Chicken: REAL

it somehow reminded me of this

Fera: LOL

Chicken: “pole dance”

Fera: i was throwing it back ong

Chicken: REAL we’re such good dancers fr

Fera: fr

Yall should have an actual dance contest when u meet

Chicken: HEL

Fera: POLE DANCING ONG

Chicken: REAL YOU START

THE ONLY TIME I’VE DANCED WAS TO THE NYA SONG

HELP

I’D DIE

Fera: chicken u know who were gonna make the judge

Chicken: hell yeah

Oo who

Fera: HAH secret

Chicken: no one

Ender can i get my pookie as judge too?

Fera: IDK HIM BUT SURE

Chicken: ALRIGHT

also i can’t get over the fact i’ve known him for a year 5 hours and 20 min now tho like mannnn theres no way its been that long

Fera: why are you counting the minutes i swear to god ur worse than me

Chicken: SHH

Okay so along with the meaning of “yaha” the duo is keeping another secret from us.. So moving on.. I’ve heard about ur sussy private vcs which yall do.. What do you yap so much about?

Fera: um

um

Kevin the plant

Chicken: hell yeah

Fera: thats what we yap about fr

Chicken: totally

Hes my lil pookie fr

Fera: i love kevin

Chicken: NAH I TOOK THE PICTURE FROM HIS BAD SIDE POOR GUY

Fera: shh its fine

Chicken: He looks better like this

Okay so moving on.. Would you guys want to expose I mean spill some tea about something or someone?

Chicken: nono never

Fera: i WANT to

Chicken: but you CANT

whats said between us stays between us

Fera: fr

i would never

i will get murdered in my sleep if i try

Chicken: frr if we dont want Jo murdering us in our sleep then we keep it a secret right

Fera: tf u mean jo

Chicken:or rooboo coming like “found you..😊 !!…” 

Fera: HELP??

Okay thats scary😭so before we end.. would u guys like to tell anything to the readers? 

Chicken: Uhm

Fera: I love men

and chicken but technically that still counts 😀 

Chicken: and i love femboys yes

Fera: preach

Chicken: yeah love you too pookie

peach

HELP MY SISTER CRASHED

DISCORD* 

I MEANT DISCORD

Fera: LMAOAOAOAOAOAO

Thank you very much for the interview!!

Fera: np pookie


Wow. After this very lovely interview the fr/real counter stopped at… 29 fr’s!! That’s quite good you guys, congratulations! If you’ve endured all this yapping so far, good job! What’s left is only the super reliable Double Trouble friendship test. This week it consists of 6 multiple choice questions the interviewees first have to answer for themselves, and then what they think the other person said. Since Fera and Chicken have spent countless hours yapping in vc, some of the questions will be sliiiiightly different…

Would you rather be completely covered in chocolate or honey?

Fera: CHOCOLATE (i hate honey)

Chicken: she picked chocolate

Would you rather vomit on your crush or have your crush vomit on you?

Fera: …my crush vomit on me?

Chicken: for her hmm, yep her crush vomit on her

Which Club Penguin party do you like more? The Fair, Holiday Party, or Pirate Party?

Fera: none of the above  pirate party is the only one ive actively attended

Chicken: and for her prolly pirate maybe idk

What’s worse? Cleaning, doing dishes, or doing laundry?

Fera: laundry 100%

Chicken: for her i’d say doing dishes

What animal are you more afraid of? Spiders, snakes, bears, or are you not afraid of any of them because you’re cool?

Fera: im cool (its bears but we dont have any of those here so im good)

Chicken: for her ehh snakes maybe

What flower do you like more? Poppies, roses, tulips or sunflowers?

Fera: 🌷TULIP🌷🌷💯 🧡 🌷(Im not that big a fan of them but aye)

Chicken: for her hmm, tulips

Omg right obv I’m dumb

Nationalism <333

Fera: YUHHH

Ooo 4/6 correct, Chicken is doing well fr.

Would you rather be completely covered in chocolate or honey?

Chicken: chocolate def

Fera: for chicken, probably chocolate too

Would you rather vomit on your crush or have your crush vomit on you?

Chicken: rather have them throw up on me😭

Fera: this is really hard but i feel like chicken would also go for crush vomiting on him to avoid the embarrassment tbh

Which Club Penguin party do you like more? The Fair, Holiday Party, or Pirate Party?

Chicken: i don’t know either of those, uhh, holiday i guess

Fera: i don’t even know if chickens played any of these but wild guess is the fair

Even though I really want to disqualify Chicken for not having played enough Club Penguin, I’ll give you guys this point

What’s worse? Cleaning, doing dishes, or doing laundry?

Chicken: so for me i’d say laundry

Fera: cleaning for chicken i bet

What animal are you more afraid of? Spiders, snakes, bears, or are you not afraid of any of them because you’re cool?

Chicken: yeah so for me spiders

Fera: spiders 100000%

What flower do you like more? Poppies, roses, tulips or sunflowers?

Chicken: roses

Fera: i feel like chicken is the hopeless romantic thats gonna say roses


WOAW Fera 5/6 correct?! That gives a score of 75 % which is the second highest score yet! Right after Alex’s and Plotter’s 83%. Good job, I guess one could say you are true friends. We really hope you have enjoyed this week’s Double Trouble filled to the brim with yapping. We will see you next week when we get to know a new pair of HF besties!


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