Calgo, the infamous Leader of the Army of Club Penguin is hiding a dark secret. His crimes include cannibalism, abuse, and several war crimes against the coconuts. To stop this tyrant, the Anti-Calgo Coalition have made an ultimatum.

Crimes

Calgo is one of the most wanted people in the world. The bounty for his capture exceeds 1 trillion clovers, making him a prime target for bounty hunters. What did Calgo do to earn this bounty?

Snake Jail Gulags

Several members of the Anti-Calgo Coalition have been unfairly jailed, including 2 of ACP’s allies, Jo and HippoLover. Calgo then forced these poor souls to play his cruel snake game in an attempt to silence the Anti-Calgo Coalition. The ACC did not take kindly to this, boycotting the game and rioting in jail.

Calgo eventually gave in to the boycott, releasing the jailed ACC members. When the ACC started protesting again, Calgo locked the chat and went to sleep, silencing us.

Eating Children

Calgo is a known children eater and cannibal. He claims to do it to “build muscle” but that does not justify eating children.

His cannibalistic tendencies know no end, causing him to eat the son of his own staff member.

Abuse

Calgo is very abusive, not just to the troops, but also to his own Staff. This monster stole a bus, using it to run over troops and anyone that opposes him.

This abuse also extends to murdering his Allies, attempting to kill Ender, Desireus, and Wynn.

Ender was brutally run over by Calgo’s bus.

Calgo stole Des’s soul and took all of his Coconuts.

Calgo then tried to run Wynn over, but lucky for her, Rooboo was there to protect her from Calgo’s murder bus.

We will never forgive Calgo for his Assault on the Help Force.

Other Crimes

Calgo is also guilty of various other crimes. These include refusing to sleep, war crimes against the Coconuts, and violating the rights of his Staff. The ACC will ensure that Calgo’s horrendous crimes shall not go unpunished.

Demands

In the middle of January 2023, several ACP staff members spoke out against Calgo’s crimes. Thus, the Anti-Calgo Coalition was formed, to put an end to Calgo’s dictatorship. Following the creation of the ACC, the following demands were announced.

Calgo was now in a tough position. He would have no choice but to agree to the ACC’s demands, seeing as they make up half of his staff. Agreeing would be the only way for Calgo to atone for his crimes. To add insult to the injury, the ACC added the following Demands.

Get a good night’s sleep? Impossible. Calgo would never be able to fulfil these demands. Hope for couping this dictator was slowly fading. Suddenly, Calgo said something that would change everything.

Calgo agreed to the terms. The ACC had won. All that was left was for Calgo to fulfil the agreement. However, that did not happen. McDonalds did not become the leader of the army. Calgo’s abuse towards his staff and his allies has not been put to an end. The Coconuts received no apology, as Calgo had lied. Because of this, the ACC will not disband. We will not put up with Calgo’s dictatorship. He can hit us with his bus all he likes, but we will not stop.

ACC STRONG

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