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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!

Table of Contents

HF News

Gamer of the Week

Original Stories

Game Corner

Art Section

Person of the Week

Advice Column

FMAQ

Submit Your Content


HF News

  • LCXII! Today was the first round of the yearly Legends Cup Tournament, after weeks of delay. Even though we won’t take the trophy this time, we salute our brothers-in-arms, ACP, and wish them the best in their victory
  • Elp?! Even if we didn’t win, something unexpected happened, our most chaotic person in the serverr, Elp, finally made a CPAB account and attended an event!!
  • Snowy’s husband! APPLICATIONS TO BE SNOWY’S HUSBAND ARE OPEN PLS DM CURRENT HUSBAND (manti)

Gamer Of The Week

This week, Zenishira won the prestigious award of Gamer of the Week (not surprised)! The HF Beacon team reached out to Zen for comment on his award:

Thank you for whatever that is Zen!


Helpers Book Club

Nothing without an amazing story section. Make sure to read this engrossing corner of the HF Beacon, and let us know if you want to write stories in the upcoming editions!

The Cookie Who Dies in the End

— Snowy, HF Commander

Once upon a time there was a cookie who lived in a kitchen. This cookie was deeply misunderstood. He lived his life on the top shelf of the cupboard, watching the other foods talking below him. One day, he decided to journey down to the kitchen below and talk with the fruits and vegetables and loaves of bread. What you’re about to read are the heavy consequences of this seemingly innocent decision. In the writing industry, we refer to this as “foreshadowing,” but in this story let’s call it “eaten by a toddler.”

Cookie made his way down and jumped up to the shelf with the fruits. “Hello!” he said. “I’m Cookie. It’s lovely to meet you!”

The other fruits introduced themselves as Apple, Orange, Grapefruit, and Banana. Cookie was excited to make friends, but after a few minutes of talking to the fruits, he realized social interaction was overrated and jumped off the shelf.

Next were the vegetables, sitting together in a bowl. Cookie hopped onto the edge of the bowl. “Hello!” he said. “I’m cookie. It’s lovely to meet you!”

“Hello!” replied Spinach. “You’re not from around here, are you? What kind of vegetable are you?”

“I’m not a vegetable at all,” Cookie explained. “I’m a cookie! We’re made of flour, and sugar, and—”

“Wait wait, hold up a second,” interrupted Spinach. “You’re made of sugar?”

“Yes but also—”

“That’s disgusting,” Spinach spat. Get out of here. We don’t associate with sugar foods.”
Cookie looked towards the other vegetables for help, but they only glared at him. Saddened, he lowered himself from the rim of the bowl and sat by himself for a long time. “It’s no use,” he said to no one. “I’m the only cookie in this whole kitchen. There’s no one else like me, and no one wants me in their group. I’m all alone.”

“You’re not alone, silly,” said a voice behind him.


Game Corner

This section features a new puzzle every week for you to play. You can send your completed puzzle to mantiuxx#0002 in dms!

Crossword

.find the words below. (send them in a list)


Art And Memes Corner

Skimming through the amazing submissions, we’ve chosen the best ones for the week! Make sure to submit your content in #art-memes if you want to get featured in the Help Force Beacon next week!


Person/Meme of the Week

The person of the week is someone who dedicates a lot of time and energy into the army. And they’re a meme.


Advice Column

Have a burning question? Need some not-so-good advice? We’re here for you! You can send advice queries to mantiuxx#0002 in dms.

TW: Snowy wrote this

Anonymous Asked: How to stop being scared of snowy?


Snowy:
Snowy is not scary. Scary is realizing that you are ruining your own life with over-inflated worth given to trivial knowledge but an inability to rectify this. You will go through life as an uninspired, lost had-been who will never live up to their full potential and eventually die unsatisfied, because the chronic procrastination is the only way you know how to live. If you’re still reading wtf are you on? Go study


FMAQ (Frog’s Most Asked Questions)

Do you have some questions for the uhm… wise frog? Well here’s a special zone for you to ask him your special questions! Send your questions to mantiuxx#0002 in dms.

Anonymous Asked: How did you deal with the loss of food when you got promoted to Junior Staff at first?

Frog: I dealt with the loss of food by taking possession of every beverage possible before the promotion took place. Since then, I have still not eaten.


Question of the week:

What is your favourite season and why?


Submit Your Content

Know any good jokes? Have some thoughts you want to share, want some extra sapphires? Next week the best submissions will be featured in this part of the Beacon! Check the bottom of the post for procedure of submissions.


DM mantiux#0002 on Discord the answers to the Word Search, question of the week, to send some advice questions, questions for FMAQ, and any content submissions to win Sapphires (20 sapphires for submitting content):HFSapphire:!

And that’s a wrap for this week fellas! See you in the next edition of the Help Force Beacon. Make sure to like & comment on your opinions about the weekly newspaper.


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2 Responses

  1. Is there such thing as coconut season???

  2. Spring because it’s not too cold and it’s not too hot sometimes

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