The Help Force

The based leader returned to WV in July 2021. His return ushered in an era of prosperity for the WV. A few of his greatest achievements are being scared of Max’s Multilogging Exposes 24/7, getting an ice warrior to water his Viking, being beaten up so badly that WV had to make a banner about it, creating a Curry Munching Culture in WV, receiving multiple mutes and bans from Elp, and most importantly, earning the incredibly rare “Ayan’s Secretary” rank in HF.

In all seriousness, Aaronstone is one of the best Water Vikings leaders. He helped the Vikings get their first major tournament win of this era. WV hit #2 under his leadership in June, which was their first top 3 feature since 2016. His confidence is visible through his troops and colleagues, who are never afraid of confrontation. Recently, the Water Vikings and the Help Force formed an alliance, which makes Aaronstone’s prominence in our server even bigger. However, it could also just mean Elp has yet another role to ping Aaronstone with. Enough introduction! Let’s hear from the based leader himself, Mr. Aaronstone.

Hello and welcome to the popular HF column, Spill The Tea! Today we have with us our most based allied leader, Aaronstone, aka the only allied leader who has Ayan’s secretary role! We are very glad that you joined us today Mr. Stoned. Let’s directly move on to the questions!

HELLO

The crowd is wondering – how did you get your very own movie? I mean, how did you get Ayan to give you the infamous Ayan’s Secretary role?

Well, I got my TV SHOW not movie because I’m just so based everyone needed to hear my story thru 2 seasons on Disney XD. I got the Ayan secretary role because I get Ayan his bowls of curry quicker than anyone else. My timing is impeccable, I think once he rings for it I can bring it to him within .5 seconds

DAMN, that’s very impressive! But I bet you can’t break our resident retired curry muncher 2ic and our resident retired American 2ic JAYDEN AND JOE’s record of bringing Elp his tea at the exact millisecond Elp has the thought of ringing the bell for his tea.

Ayan is better than Elp

I totally could break their record btw

We’ll have a contest later. So, when did you first hear about hf, and what was your impression of it back then?

Well I heard of Help Force when I returned to the community I joined their discord and was instantly muted by Elp so it wasn’t that good but now we’re all friends and stuffs going pretty well so

Speaking of first experiences not being good, what led to your decision to ally with HF? Was it me?

Yes it was you Scorp and Help Forces Curry Cafeteria

there is no cafeteria in HF-

IS THIS A PART OF A CONSPIRACY WHERE THE COMMANDERS EXPORT FOOD ONLY TO ALLIES BY STARVING TROOPS FOR PROFIT

You get a little extra perk when you’re an Ayan Secretary of my status

Expose post coming soon. So, what are your plans for the future of our alliance?

World domination, all our enemies will be sent to either the silver mines or the sapphire mines Elps dungeon and the worst offenders will be sent to the BERT dungeon, a fate worse than death

..oh. That’s…. sweet. Too bad we’re planning to betray you and declare war after we kill swat together. Anyways, moving on to the next question, who’s your favourite hf commander?

Pavle

How dare you equate the God to a measly commander.

I’m sorry. My favorite commander is you Scorp

I’m not a Commander tho Could be, but I’m not

Snowy and Wynn are both cool, I have no favorite

Lame. Can you describe how you feel every single time Elp mutes you?

Like I was just blessed by the leader of the great motherland himself