Nap Segment Insights

Welcome back to Nap Segment Insights, a weekly series dedicated to everyone’s favorite type of seg: napping!

This week’s topic is snacks. Everyone knows that a good nap seg involves food, but what makes the food special, exactly? Roasting it over a campfire? Stealing it from the staff lounge? The lack of ketchup? The answer is all of the above.

There are some snacks that are good to have on hand for a nap seg: brownies, green tea, pizza, etc. The best snack of all, though, is clearly cookies. The trick to good cookies is knowing when they’re ripe: a cookie bush turns yellow when the cookies are ready to harvest. Carefully snip the cookie away from the leaves and let it sit in the shade for a few hours. If you don’t have any cookie bushes available, though, a good recipe will do. This isn’t a recipe blog, but you can follow the steps below for a pretty good snack.

Special HF Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe


Chocolate Chips
Spite (if making cookies for enemies)
Milk, maybe
Baking soda
Baking powder
A car so you can drive to the store and buy some cookies because let’s face it, this recipe is a joke.


Preheat the oven to 350°F. Get a big bowl. Add 2 cups of flour, 3 tablespoons of milk, and half a teaspoon of baking soda. Mix well. Add in chocolate chips. Don’t use a measuring instrument, measure it with your heart. Pour mixture into a tray, mug, whatever, and put it in the oven. Leave it in there for 15 minutes or until you feel like getting up, whichever comes first. Finally, enjoy!

There you have it! A perfectly legit chocolate chip cookie recipe. If you actually make these cookies you can bring them to the next nap seg and enjoy the fact that no one will ask you to cook food ever again.

That’s all for this week’s insight. Curious about anything nap or snack related? Comment below and I’ll write all about it! Until next week, comrades.

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