Greetings Everyone!! Today, we all gathered on Club Penguin Rewritten for the fabulous event i.e. [EU] 3rd Anniversary Event! With members from across our history coming to the event, we had tons of fun. The helpers responded with enthusiasm and spontaneity to the very well leading by Morty, Barnito and Joe. Congrats to Nell on her promotion to Commander of the Help Force. Thank you everyone for coming!
The year took us by storm, pandemics, crazy wildfires, spooky bees, and the worst thing for extroverts, a damn lockdown. The best thing for introverts, however, so it’s a balance I guess? Anyways, this is a long informal post created to walk us through 2020. Not for the world, that’s too much to write, but rather for HF. We hit new records, celebrated 2 years, and participated in so many tournaments.
Hello and welcome back to Nap Segment Insights, a weekly series dedicated to everyone’s favorite type of seg: napping! This week we’re going to have an exclusive post to celebrate the three year anniversary of Help Force. Congrats on aging, HF!
To honor this special day, we’re going to go over some Help Force history that may or may not be accurate.
A Brief History of Napping in the Help Force
As many people know, the kava nap began circa early 2019. The leader Kavacado was infamous for her “short little naps” that could last as long as 12 hours. Kava naps are a highly contagious disease that included the following symptoms:
Eating avocados
Falling asleep as soon as you join vc
Sudden JTS appearance
The need to start a coup against a cow
Speaking in Russian
As you can see, kava naps are incredibly dangerous to have. I advise you all to take the following precautions:
Lmao I get paid for sponsoring kava naps you’re outta luck.
In case that you do find yourself infected, it is advised by authorities at the WHO that you self-quarantine for 2-3 weeks, as well as follow these at-home remedies:
Drink caffeine if you find yourself unable to stay awake
Get yourself into a sleep schedule
Don’t try to search for “kava naps” on the WHO website
Meditate and do yoga when you wake up
I mean it, don’t search for kava naps on google either
Relax your mind at night by taking a warm shower
What are you, a cop? Stop searching for kava naps. What’s wrong with you?
At first, the kava nap was seen as something very difficult to cure. Now, with the advancements of science, we know that kava naps are entirely incurable. If you have this disease, my condolences. It was nice knowing you, sort of. I’ve made lots of enemies. It’s hard to know who’s reading this.
Moving onto the next part of our history lesson. The earliest record of a nap seg dates back to 06/07/20. Scholars disagree on the details, but it’s certain that group napping took place. That moment was historic, paving the way for modern nap segments.
Today’s nap segments are a far cry from the primitive ones done many months ago. For one thing, we have me. It’s debatable whether that’s actually an improvement, but at least we have nap segs almost every night. The campfire, the marshmallows, the secret possum rituals that only the US time zone knows about. The staff sneaking around, stealing cookies and getting executed. It all adds to the ambiance, y’know?
There are many predictions for future nap segments, but a popular belief is that one day we will be allowed to host them in peace, away from the AUSIA mods who never sleep and therefore don’t understand nap segments. Yeah I’m calling you guys out. Come and find me if you can.
In conclusion, nap segments are old.
That’s all for this week’s insight. Curious about anything nap or snack related? Comment below and I’ll write all about it! Until next week, comrades.
Hello everyone! Today we logged onto CPR for another Branch Battle with ACP Divisions! Team Water, Team Fire, Alpha and Echo put up a great fight at Studium, Iceberg and Snow Forts! The battle was led by Joe, Wynn, Maya, Snowy, Nell and Rooboo. Thank you everyone for coming and thank you ACP for a great event!
Greetings Fam!! Today, we all gathered on Club Penguin Rewritten for a fabulous event i.e. [AUSIA] Miner Takeover. We all went digging and had so much fun. The helpers responded with enthusiasm and spontaneity to the very well leading by Amy and Ru. Everyone did superb tactics and formations as we went around at Town, Iceberg, and Docks.
Have a glance at it below and make sure to join our next event for more fun! 💙
Walrus, Club Penguin Online — Three goddamn years. A rollercoaster ride would be an understatement, I guess for all of us who have been a part of this at some point or the other. You’ve turned three today, Help Force. Happy Birthday.
What is up Among Us’ians? There is a tutorial among us. Make sure to read till the end for a cookie and a few memes!
ZIPLINE, Help Force Capital — Heyo Helpers! I hope you’re doing great today. CPAHQ have announced the first Tournament of this year – March Madness 2021! Let’s find out more about the proceedings of this Tournament and the various armies participating in it! Don’t miss the fun prediction game for Sapphires!
Hello everyone! This Sunday we logged onto CPR for the first Three Way Battle in our history! Team Water, Team Fire and Red Ravagers put up a close fight at Studium, Forest and Docks. Thank you Joe, Maya, Wynn, Jayden, Chloe, Amy and Rooboo for leading today and thank you RR the awesome fun! Helpers, see you all at the next Branch Battle!
