Hello Tax Evaders! Today we logged onto CPABattleground as Cat Burglars to try our best to get away from those taxes Elp always attacks us with. We did some tactics and emotes around the island, and then we played Catchin’ Waves in game too see who with the longest distance would win part 1 of game day! Hope everyone enjoyed the event and game and hope to see you all at part 2 of game day!

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Why You Shouldn’t Pay Your Taxes (Yet)

Our glorious, gracious motherland thrives off the taxes of its hard-working residents. However, this prosperity has only been given to the Commanders and other high-ranking officials. The tax money that gets collected from us hard-working soldiers does not benefit us, but rather it benefits the bourgeois scum at the top of the HF pyramid scheme. This is why we should not and will not pay our taxes. For legal reasons, I am required to say that this post is completely satirical and that we should all pay our dues to our glorious, gracious motherland.

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PSA: Pay Your Taxes

Tax season is upon us! Have you paid your taxes yet? No? No worries! This quick, easy, pain-free guide will help you get those taxes paid so you can go back to recruiting all day.

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