ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The time to compile the best entries from #swat-memes has come now that the war on SWAT has ended in a Help Force victory. While all the troops made an incredible effort showcasing their humor, some of the entries just outshone the rest. Here’s my personal list of the best ones!
Nervous Wick
Posted on September 10, 2022 by javi bloggerHF
It was one of those boring, sleepy days in the Help Force. People were dozing off, helmets were left unpolished, and some staff members were nibbling on some stale popcorn as they longed for more interesting times. Fortunately the day did not stay like this, because what happened next would be quite memorable. For, my comrades, this is the day that the infamous Nervous Wick incident occurred.
The Demonic Retreat – Scorp’s Retirement
Posted on June 25, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – This will not be the last time I type the words, “ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office”. However, it is the last time I am typing them as a Second in Command. My journey as a staff member is something I’ll never really forget. It is one of the most amazing times I’ve ever had online. Elp is the greatest.
Double Trouble – Scorpion Demon and Desireus
Posted on June 23, 2022 by Ru Emma
Editor’s Note: This post has been heavily edited to remedy the writer’s absolute lack of writing skills and grammar.
Bello Helpers! I hope that things are going well for you and you’ve met tons of new friends already. This week, we are back with Double Trouble, in which we interview two people who often cause trouble together. I’m Ru, the former Admiral and the current Cabinet Secretary! I am carrying out Dhanush (rip) and PinguMaliz’s will to keep this trending blog alive. We are joined today by the dynamic team known as Scorpion Demon and Desireus. How did they become friends? Are they chaotic or only about cars?
[AUS] CSC MISSION: RISE
Posted on February 12, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
Heyo Comrades! On February 12th, the Combat Specialist Corps of the Help Force logged on for Mission Rise. We wore the miner helmets at this event, and tipped the iceberg multiple times for all the Help Force members! We had an amazing max too, proving that the Helpers are truly an AUSIAUNLEASHED army. Huge thanks to Wynn, Ru and Scorp for leading!
MAX: 52
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[EU] OPERATION: HEREDITARY
Posted on January 20, 2022 by rooboo
Greetings everyone! On Sunday we logged onto CPR for the Zipline OPERATION: HELL IN A BELL! At the event, we waddled around many rooms to have fun and practice! The event was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming, thank you Yoda, Scorpion Demon, Staff, and ROOBOO for leading, and congratulations to all the new promotions!
MAX: 27+
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[AUSIA] OPERATION: HELL IN A BELL
Posted on January 20, 2022 by rooboo
Greetings everyone! On Sunday we logged onto CPR for the Ascent OPERATION: HEREDITARY! At the event, we waddled around multiple rooms for fun and preparation for the AUSIA Tournament! The event was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming, thank you Mandal, Ivelkov, RU, Scorpion Demon, Desireus, and ROOBOO for leading, and congratulations to all the new promotions!
MAX: 28+
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BATTLE: NEW YEAR BONANZA
Posted on January 17, 2022 by rooboo
Greetings everyone! On Sunday we logged onto CPR for the Crystal New Year Bonzana! At the event, we battled amongst numerous different armies and we got third place! The event was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming, thank you Scorpion Demon, Mayathefirst, and ROOBOO for leading and congratulations to all the winners!
MAX: 23+
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Dress Up: If You Were A Commander
Posted on December 13, 2021 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Peace reigns once again in our glorious gracious motherland as our tournament journey comes to an end. The staff members put on a strong display of unity and loyalty to their army throughout the two weeks! To reward their invaluable contribution to our family, we are going to launch a series of fun staff activities this week.
[EU] OPERATION: TAKE FLIGHT
Posted on September 8, 2021 by Mandal
Hey Helpers! Today we all logged onto CP Rewritten, Server – Ascent, for a huge raven wing takeover. Led by Wynn, Mandal and Scorpion, for many it was the first time in their lives they has witnessed penguins with wings, and with many wing and flight related tactics the penguins proved to enjoy being what most birds are and show their dominance to fly strong in the neon lit skies of CP Rewritten during the on-going Music Jam on the island. Until next time, where we see you all in many big events, battles and games.
Max: 23+
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