Ketchup Kronicles: An Article On Why Ketchup Is So Significant In Help Force

You might be wondering, “Ketchup? What does that have to do with Help Force?” Well, the cause can be summarized in one word: 

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[BREAKING] Glorious Commander Not So Gracious

Scorp’s Office, Zipline – What a drastic turn of events! The evidence submitted by a generous, anonymous contributor has brought some gruesome details to light that directly involve the only US Commander of the Help Force, Snowy. The glorious commander is not as gracious as we thought she is! I will be covering this whole situation with live updates to provide you with nothing but the truth!

 

This is a live coverage timeline, with the latest updates at the top.

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