Posted on January 13, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!
Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.
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Posted on January 11, 2022 by Ru Emma
Greetings Fam… Today the helpers logged onto CPRewritten – Zipline for the event wearing the apron and serving coffee for penguins all over the island.
The event led by Ru, Diwix, and Plotter was well-guided even for new helpers and everyone had loads of fun.
Everyone performed very amazingly as we charged from Town, Coffee Shop, Stadium to Iceberg.
Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future fun events! 💙
MAX: 31+
Comment below if you attended the event!
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Posted on January 9, 2022 by Delitager
Welcome to Spill The Tea, a column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! The first edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Sophie aka cocopoco to the spotlight.
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Posted on January 1, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
The New Year has begun, Comrades! Thus begins the month of accidentally writing 2021 instead of 2022 in your dates. To start this year off on a fresh, positive note, I have compiled the New Year Resolutions of a few Help Force members!
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Posted on December 29, 2021 by Duckss
Many of you may not know that I enjoy reading immensely. As a child, I was constantly lectured on how reading helps your vocabulary, increases reading speed, and improves your writing ability. While these reasons are valid for how reading can help you, they aren’t good enough to make one want to start reading. Naturally, these reasons may differ from person to person. But, for anyone interested in reading and literature, these books would make a good starting point.
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Posted on December 28, 2021 by ScorpionDemon
I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:
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Posted on December 13, 2021 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Peace reigns once again in our glorious gracious motherland as our tournament journey comes to an end. The staff members put on a strong display of unity and loyalty to their army throughout the two weeks! To reward their invaluable contribution to our family, we are going to launch a series of fun staff activities this week.
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Posted on December 2, 2021 by Alex
Racoco is back with another Art Contest Round! As you all (should) know, the first round ended not too long ago, so get ready to show off your talent once again! This time, with a hint of holiday spirit.
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Posted on November 18, 2021 by ScorpionDemon
Hola Comrades! We logged on today for a friendly battle with our awesome allies, the Ice Warriors! Brr, it was kind of cold but it was fun to finally have a joint event with our allies after such a long time. After some exquisitely hermosa formations and tactics, we spent the rest of the event playing Cart Surfer! Thank you to Rooboo, Snowy, Maya and Diwix for leading!
Make sure to comment your Discord username and rank if you attended!
MAX: 22
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Posted on October 26, 2021 by Nelly825
“A criminal is twice a criminal when he adds hypocrisy to his crime” —Marie Corelli
Aren’t the criminals in our society ever so outrageous? Stepping out into the sunlight bolder than decent men, going around committing crimes believing they will never be caught, and at the same time pretending they still have the tiniest sliver of morals.
The Help Force hereby officially accepts the Water Vikings’ declaration of war.
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