Junior Staff Applications Result – Mass Promotions

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Following the recent Junior Staff applications, a whopping total of nine people received promotions to Junior Staff. These people are beanieval, Elia the frog, katie, LunaRay21, Archana, Choco, Jo, Winter Storm and Rubbi Nubbi! How will they handle their new responsibilities, and how will this impact the Help Force?

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Zipline Comic #1: Dig To Flip!

The sharks be hungry….

Artwork, Ideation, Storyline and Colors: JonathanJohnJohnson#6835

Lettering, Storyline: Scorp#9455

[AUSIA] CSC MISSION: SCOUT

ZIPLINE, Southampton’s Office – Yeah, you heard that right. On February 9th, Help Force logged on to Club Penguin for a scouting mission. And yes, we wore puffle outfits as a stealth uniform. You can laugh about it, but its the most clever choice, considering Puffle Party is coming soon. We went undercover so we could fool the CPR moderators. Recently, some snitches targeted our army, we needed to scout the island and make sure it was safe for us. We had a fun event, huge thanks to Wynn for leading. Oh right, I also led!

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Comment with your Discord name and rank below if you attended!

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[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments

WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!

Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.

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[AUSIA] Operation: Caribbean Beans

Greetings Fam… Today the helpers logged onto CPRewritten – Zipline for the event wearing the apron and serving coffee for penguins all over the island.
The event led by Ru, Diwix, and Plotter was well-guided even for new helpers and everyone had loads of fun.
Everyone performed very amazingly as we charged from Town, Coffee Shop, Stadium to Iceberg.

Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future fun events! 💙

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Comment below if you attended the event!

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Spill The Tea – Sophie

Welcome to Spill The Tea, a column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! The first edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Sophie aka cocopoco to the spotlight.

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Dreams And Aspirations

The New Year has begun, Comrades! Thus begins the month of accidentally writing 2021 instead of 2022 in your dates. To start this year off on a fresh, positive note, I have compiled the New Year Resolutions of a few Help Force members!

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Winter Reads Series I

Many of you may not know that I enjoy reading immensely. As a child, I was constantly lectured on how reading helps your vocabulary, increases reading speed, and improves your writing ability.  While these reasons are valid for how reading can help you, they aren’t good enough to make one want to start reading. Naturally, these reasons may differ from person to person. But, for anyone interested in reading and literature, these books would make a good starting point.

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Original Stories – Visitor’s Edition

I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:

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Dress Up: If You Were A Commander

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Peace reigns once again in our glorious gracious motherland as our tournament journey comes to an end. The staff members put on a strong display of unity and loyalty to their army throughout the two weeks! To reward their invaluable contribution to our family, we are going to launch a series of fun staff activities this week.

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