Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?
Top Five Web Posts – August 2022
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to August, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?
Spill The Tea – Delitager
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.
[AUS] GLAMOUR BAZAAR
Well, hello hello helpers, in our most recent event we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten with our fancy outfits for this dazzling fashion contest! Thank you all for attending, and great job today helpers.
MAX: 41+
[EU] CSC MISSION: CHASE
Hi Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for another CSC Mission: Chase. We did plenty of tactics and then scouted the Island chasing the spies! The event was huge fun and a success! Thank you Wynn for leading and good job everyone!
MAX: 31+
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[AUSIA] CSC MISSION: SWIFT FURY
Attention Helpers! Today, we logged onto CPR – Zipline for the second Combat Speciality Corps Mission. It was conducted to train everyone to adapt to new formations and speed movements at the battle rooms Iceberg, Docks, and Stadium. Thank you to Wynn, Scorpion, and Desireus for carrying out the mission and good job everyone!
MAX: 32+
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[AUSIA] CSC MISSION: AVANT-GARDE
Salutations Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for the first Combat Speciality Corps Mission. We held very intense training in all battle rooms, practicing our speed, formations and introducing new ways of battling as well. The event went marvelously and was a great success! Thank you to the commanders for leading and good job everyone!
MAX: 40+
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[AUSIA] AUSIA ARENA: QUARTER FINALS vs ACP
Greetings everyone! Today we logged onto CPR for the first battle of the AUSIA Arena Tournament! Everyone did an amazing job and we absolutely overpowered our opponent. The battle was led by Wynn and Snowy. Congratulations Helpers and good job Army of CP!
We are in the Semi Finals!
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MAX: 53+
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[EU/US] COVERT OPS: SPEED
Howdy Folks! Today we logged onto CPR for an intense speed training organized by a special guest, Jet Pack Guy! We really managed to keep up with his amazing speed! Keep it up Helpers, good job! and let’s hope neither CPR nor discord will be acting up during our battle! Thank you JPG and Wynn for leading!
MAX: 20+
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[AUS] COVERT OPS: FORMATIONS
Greetings everyone, today we all logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten together to sharpen our formation skills with Gary The Gadget Guy for the Ausia Arena tournament coming up, we took form and went through the rooms, Cove, Shellbeard’s Locker, Ice Rink, Iceberg, and Forest. Big thanks to everyone who came, Let’s keep moving up
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MAX: 38+