Posted on June 19, 2023 by mantiuxx
ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!

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Posted on June 17, 2023 by Jo
Snowy, Rooboo, and Maya are the brilliant leaders and teachers of the army, the great strategists of tournaments, military commanders, and guides of the Help Force. Despite having these qualities that every leader strives for, they are not fit to be commanders. Although these individuals may seem innocent at first, they are hiding dark secrets which will now be exposed to the world. Note, this post is entirely satirical please don’t kill me blame Scorp uwu.

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Posted on June 14, 2023 by Master Yoda
Hello lovely readers of Help Force! I am back with another part of Get to Know Your Staff, which we will be meeting the staff! today’s guest is… a food, sleepless, hippo-loving person you know him from his classic pfp! I present to you mantiuxx….

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Posted on June 14, 2023 by Beasto
Hey Helpers! I’m sure most of you are confused by the title, but oh well, I never was a clear person hahaha. Ahem…. so, in this post I will be looking at Help Force members who are always memorized by a character in their pfp, some people don’t use it anymore but when I look at or hear a character/person name I always remember a certain member in the Community.

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Posted on June 12, 2023 by Foxyy_Playzz
Hey Helpers! Welcome to another post of the Animal Interview, in which I interview the Helpers about their pets and get to know more about them!

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Posted on June 12, 2023 by mantiuxx
ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!

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Posted on June 11, 2023 by Jo
We’ve all had that day where we desperately needed food but there was just none around. After Snowy returned to HF’s leadership, there has been mass famine spreading throughout our glorious motherland. The only way for the poor helpers to get food is to smuggle it in. Here are 5 ways to obtain smuggled food.

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Posted on June 10, 2023 by mantiuxx
Some of you might remember reading a very similar essay about a year ago. If you do, forget it right now. Forgotten it? Good.
(Please note – this essay is unfinished and is going to remain that way. Mantiuxx has very generously agreed to take the blame for any harm caused by this post, unless it’s from a visitor).
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Posted on June 8, 2023 by Mayathe1st
Hello Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this one, I decided to interview our formal ally and now a member of Help Force, HF Sergeant Major: IceQueen!

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Posted on June 7, 2023 by zenishira
What is up my brothers and sisters? Zenishira here. Who’s hungry for pizza? I know that I am, as a staff member I do not get any food other than the crumbles I find under the table. Recently, I’ve heard of a place called Peppino’s Pizzeria, but when I called to order they did not pick up. Apparently there has been some incident, some giant pizza with a face threatened to destroy Peppino’s Pizzeria with a giant laser. Poor Peppino is alreadt in debt, he didn’t need that guy. He has to hurry up, chase Pizzaface and climb the dangerous…

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