The ghosts of Ugly and Roxy were spotted at a recent practice battle. Despite dying only two weeks ago, they have something to say about their deaths.
BREAKING: Army of Club Penguin Leaders Assassinated
Posted on September 7, 2024 by Jo
In a tragic series of events, Army of Club Penguin leaders Ugly and Roxy have been assassinated. Here is the live coverage of this tragedy.
Why You Should Vote For Choco
Posted on August 10, 2024 by Jo
The Golden Helper Award is notorious for being rigged. This year, we will ensure that it isn’t rigged by voting for the one person we can trust, Choco. Vote for Choco.
Vote Choco
The Mystery of Choco’s Voice
Posted on July 13, 2024 by Jo
If you have heard Choco’s voice, you would know that it is one of a skibidi rizzler. Despite the numerous times he has vced, his voice is still a mystery to many.
Choco
Samari’s Scandal
Posted on July 6, 2024 by Jo
It’s no secret that Samari secretly owns the Help Force. Although that contradicts itself, here is how she secretly owns our souls so secretly.
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Sussy Snowy
Posted on June 15, 2024 by Jo
I’m sure you already know that Snowy is very sus. She led the army for a whole segment of history. Here are a few of her recent sus activities.
Elaina Expose Post
Posted on May 18, 2024 by Jo
The troublesome Elaina is one of the many weird members of the Ice Warriors. Unlike Roxy, her weirdness isn’t about feet and feetguin. It’s about socks.
Yet Another Roxy Expose Post
Posted on May 11, 2024 by Jo
This is Yet Another Roxy Expose Post (this is trademarked). Roxy has been exposed many times, and now it’s time to expose her again.
Chocolate Cheaters
Posted on April 13, 2024 by Jo
It was no coincidence that chocolate bunnies won the branch battle. They had been cheating, troop stealing, and being generally smelly all week long. The crimes of the chocolate bunnies will now be exposed.
Roxy’s Dark Side
Posted on February 18, 2024 by Jo
Roxy seems like a fun, loving staff member; however, she has a dark side that you do not want to see. Whenever she isn’t welcoming someone to the army or chatting away, she is murdering and bullying innocent people. Here is Roxy’s dark side.
