[NOT SATIRE] De-lice-ous Awards Expose Post

ZIPLINE – The Burned Remains of Snowy’s Office: Another year, another 365 banned visitors. We rang in the New Year only two weeks ago, and with that we also saw the beginning of this year’s De-lice-ous awards. What most of you DIDN’T see was the blatant bribery and blackmailing that goes on behind the scenes with the admins every single day. I’m here to expose the rigged voting system and to demand justice.

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Name-Switching Shenanigans

It has been more than a month since the Second in Commands Mayathefirst and Desireus switched their names. Following the unprecedented chaos caused by their decision and the recent disasters that were direct outcomes of this irresponsible behaviour, the Helpforce Enforcers of Law (HEL) has decided to bring their misdeeds to light.

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[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments

WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!

Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.

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