Posted on August 26, 2023 by Jo
The motherland cheers as another rampaging rodent is thrown into a cage. Panda has been found guilty of several crimes against the motherland, thus she has been arrested. Now it is up to us to arrest her animal accomplices who definitely plan to free her from jail.

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Posted on August 18, 2023 by Jo
Yesterday, we logged on alongside some of our resident boomers to celebrate the years 2018, 2019, and 2022. Thank you to Ao, Zenishira, Crystal, Juanita, Komal, Neo, and Valo for leading this amazing event! Comment below if you attended!
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Posted on June 18, 2023 by Jo
On Sunday, we logged onto Club Penguin Armies Battleground to celebrate the return of Hot Chocolate to our glorious motherland. We got into some tasty formations and did some very hot tactics to match how we felt about Hot Chocolate’s return. Thank you to ACP for giving us this delicious piece of land back! Comment below if you attended.
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Posted on May 21, 2023 by Jo
Several armies have been using Roblox to recruit new members for a while. Although this form of recruiting is often easier and less risky than other forms, some problems still come with it. Roblox recruiting is a trade-off, and it’s essential to recognize the advantages and disadvantages of it.

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Posted on April 1, 2023 by Jo
Desireus and Rooboo are the commanders of our glorious and gracious motherland. While they may seem like good leaders at first glance, their crimes against the troops and the staff outweigh their positives. Here is why we must coup them.

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Posted on March 25, 2023 by Jo
After Choco, the leader of the revolution, died, we all lost hope. Who would lead us? Who would liberate us from our ACP overlords? But then something happened that would spark revolution once again. Through the power of women, Choco managed to revive himself.

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Posted on March 18, 2023 by Jo
The citizens of the Army of Club Penguin occupying Hot Chocolate have had enough of ACP’s shenanigans. The citizens are revolting because ACP stole all of the showers, turning the chocolate civilians into smelly imposters. The citizens are also revolting in the form of strikes and aggressive licking.

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Posted on March 11, 2023 by Jo
Choco, everybody’s favourite chocolate bar, is known for his cannibalistic tendencies and his desire for women. Choco often says sus things. While these things are sus, they are even sussier when taken out of context. Here is a collection of Choco’s sussiest moments.

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Posted on February 19, 2023 by Jo
The residents of Hot Chocolate cower in fear as the green army rampages through their peaceful town. The casualties of this unjust and cruel invasion exceed 1 million chocolate bars. To make matters worse, this is not the first time that ACP has terrorized an innocent town. No amount of destruction will satisfy these green Terrors.

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Posted on February 11, 2023 by Jo
Calgo, the infamous Leader of the Army of Club Penguin is hiding a dark secret. His crimes include cannibalism, abuse, and several war crimes against the coconuts. To stop this tyrant, the Anti-Calgo Coalition have made an ultimatum.
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