[SATIRE] EPIDEMIC WARNING: GFXOVID-21

Zipline, HF Blog HQ – After a worldwide pandemic COVID-19 struck the world a new virus is taking over the streets of the CPA Community. Patient Zero, identified to be going by the online persona of Ayan “Pencil” Force, has been confirmed to have been infected with a virus being labelled as GFXOVID-21. Currently, little information is known about this virus except for its R-Naught value, currently sitting at 0.1.

Speaking to HF Public Health Advisor Scorpion Demon, the information that has been found is quite shocking.

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[EU] BRANCH BATTLE: ELEMENTAL UPROAR

Hey there, Helpers! Today we logged on to Club Penguin Rewritten for another branch battle between teams water and fire. GG to Team Fire for their second win in a while, and great job to both teams! Thank you to Rooboo, Scorp, Master Yoda, Alex, Phoenix, and Snowflake Soft for leading.

MAX: 38+

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Warlock – Chapter One

Chapter One – The Beginning

What is the first thing you do every morning? Now that’s a question which can get you a lot of different answers. From walks to preparing for the day to just idling around, people tend to do a lot of nice or sometimes weird things. For me, my morning routine always involves checking up on Discord to see what I missed. And on May 27th, 2020, that particular habit of mine changed the very face of my online life.

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[EU] BATTLE: KETCHUP KRUSADERS

Salutations Folks! Today we logged onto CPR for an intense battle against Help Force’s mortal enemies – Ketchup Krusaders. We fought well led by ROOBOO, Scorp, Diwix and Wynn and beat the disgusting Ketchup once and for all! No more weird cookies are allowed in the server! Thank you all for coming!

MAX: 47+

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The Great Adventure

Nothing. I’m too lazy to go on an adventure… however, I can tell you about an interesting story I heard today. It happened to my friend, his Discord name is Ruubuu#9101! I swear he’s real, he even has a Chris Evans pfp. He’s a huge foodie, loves eating chicken and pizzas and absolutely loathes Pina Coladas. *cue song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes*. Now that we have established the identity of our hero, let’s move on to the main story, in Ruubuu’s own words!

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