Nap Segment Insights: Coconut Scandal

Hello, Helpers, and welcome to the weekly installment of Nap Segment Insights! Those of you who were around in early 2021 may remember my short-lived and ill-advised series based on nap segments. If you do remember this series, I only have one question: Why the hell are you still around?

This week’s topic will be Desireus’ coconuts: Delicious snack, or clever tax evasion scheme?

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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!


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HF Insight: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents

  • What’s been Happening
  • Week in Short
  • Primc’s GOTW Statement
  • Army Statistics for the Week
  • HF Insight Insider Information

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[AUSIA] CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on CPABattleground to have our one and only Gigachad event. We managed to gather the ultimate chads of the army to make this event as gigachad as possible. Thanks to everyone who attended, stay sigma.

Max: 20+

Comment below if you attended!

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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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[AUSIA] Welcome To The Mines + SWATSquash!

ZIPLINE, Help Force Capital – Greetings Comrades! On 9th October, 2022, we logged on for a unique event that occurred for the first time in Help Force history. Today, we hosted an event exclusively to welcome the newly inducted batch of Junior Staff! The event plans got disrupted midway through when a SWAT guy accidentally walked into the room. Needless to say, the troop was dealt with in an appropriate fashion and the event turned out to be lots of fun for everyone!

MAX: 17+

Comment your Discord name and rank below if you attended!

Every army that HF declares war on be like:

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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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