It was a beautiful, sunny morning in- wait, why does it always have to be beautiful and sunny? Strike that, lets start again.
It was an average morning in our glorious gracious motherland. In the suburbs of Chonkytown, at exactly 7 am, an alarm went off, playing the popular Pokemon song “Gotta Ketch Them All“. Our protagonist, Ayan Ketchup, woke up feeling very happy that he was getting his first pokemon today! He had finally turned 10 years old – the surprisingly low age required to obtain a free starter pokemon from the Pokemon School and begin your pokemon journey.