Hello Helpers! It’s yo boi beasto, oh god a cringe intro again… nvm! Anyways, we are today having a new edition of the By Anonymous series. This one is a very special edition of this series, read below to see how it goes.
Get to Know your Staff – Nightfury
Posted on May 19, 2023 by Master Yoda
Welcome to Get to know your staff after a long slumber! I quit bothering people’s offices for now… so I decided to abuse my high command power and bother our lovely staff! Get ready staff cause Yoda might come out of nowhere to interview! our guest today is the Big Chef Nightfury.
[INT] ARMY TRAINING
Posted on May 19, 2023 by mayathe1st
Hello Hungry Helpers! Today we logged onto CPABattleground to have another army training in preparation for our next round in Ausia Arena aginst ACP! We did some tactice and forms around the island and practiced anything else we could for tomorrow! Thank you helpers for joining us and hope to see you all at the tournament tomorrow!
Max: 16+
[AUSIA] PRACTICE BATTLE: HELP FORCE VS ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN
Posted on May 17, 2023 by Beasto
Hello Helpers! Last Wednesday we logged on CPABattleground for a battle against our brother allies, Army of Club Penguin. We did amazing forms and tactics and enjoyed the battle. Comment below if you attended this battle. 😀
Max: 11+
The Dynasty House: Legendary Helpers – Spotty803
Posted on May 16, 2023 by Beasto
Welcome back folks! We are back with more “legendary” Interviews haha… ahem… not funny I guess. Anyways, today we will be interviewing one of the very well-known former Commanders in the Community, as her success in the Community earned her the Legend status. Let us clap together for the amazing Help Force cow lover, Spotty.
[AUSIA] JUNIOR ARMY TRAINING
Posted on May 16, 2023 by javi bloggerHF
Hello Helpers! Today we logged onto CPABattleground to train for the tournament and to celebrate our new arrivals of our Junior Staff! We praticed from forms and tactics around the island, and then after the event, we welcomed our new members to the team! Thanks for watching and please like and subscribe – Javi
Max: 15
Animal Interview – Shadow demon
Posted on May 15, 2023 by Foxyy_Playzz
Hey Helpers! Welcome to another post of the Animal Interview, in which I interview the Helpers about their pets and get to know more about them!
[AUSIA] GROUP STAGE WEEK TWO: HELP FORCE VS NAPALM CORPS
Posted on May 14, 2023 by Jo
On Sunday, we demolished Napalm Corps in the second round of the Ausia Arena tournament. Napalm Corps were completely covered by our brave troops, who formed some unique formations such as a Z, and a square. We came out of the battle with a 3-0 victory, which we will repeat in our battle against ACP. Comment below if you attended!
Max: 20+
Why You Shouldn’t Pay Your Taxes (Yet)
Posted on May 13, 2023 by Jo
Our glorious, gracious motherland thrives off the taxes of its hard-working residents. However, this prosperity has only been given to the Commanders and other high-ranking officials. The tax money that gets collected from us hard-working soldiers does not benefit us, but rather it benefits the bourgeois scum at the top of the HF pyramid scheme. This is why we should not and will not pay our taxes. For legal reasons, I am required to say that this post is completely satirical and that we should all pay our dues to our glorious, gracious motherland.
