Cats are innocent creatures that reside in our motherland. Or are they? Some people love cats as they keep you company. Some people hate cats as they eat your food. Some people eat cats as they are tasty. This raises the question. Are cats friends, foes, or food?
On Sunday, we went on an adventure to find a long-lost temple inside the mines. It was rumoured that food was being hidden inside this temple, so the troops were especially excited to find it. We had a lot of fun eating all the food while sitting in fantastic formations. Comment below if you attended!
Today, we dressed as Spiderman and logged on for a fun event. Our fast and strong formations combined with our lightning-fast tactics allowed us to create a new penguin canon for the Spideyverse. We also had several new troops in the event, who quickly discovered the secret that our commanders are the real Spiderman. Comment below if you attended!
Today, we got our Christmas cheer on as we battled ACP and PIC in a 3-way battle. We absolutely obliterated the other 2 armies, leaving them permanently on the naughty list. We then had some cookies in secret, hiding them from Santa Elp. Comment below if you came!
On Tuesday, we logged on to celebrate our favourite person, Saint Patrick. Although Patrick forced us to wear green, which some helpers disliked, particularly a certain bald second in command, we still had fun. We got into some nice formations, did some even nicer tactics, and we got the highest max that we’ve had in a few weeks. Comment below if you attended!
Hey Helpers! Welcome to another post of the Animal Interview, in which I interview the Helpers about their pets and get to know more about them!
Comrades! Citizens! Brothers and sisters! Soldiers of our glorious, gracious motherland! The treacherous occupation of Hot Chocolate by the Army of Club Penguin has ended. Hot Chocolate has been liberated and returned to its rightful owner, the Help Force. Let us celebrate the glorious, gracious liberation of the most precious and valuable land we own.
On Sunday, we logged onto Club Penguin Armies Battleground to celebrate the return of Hot Chocolate to our glorious motherland. We got into some tasty formations and did some very hot tactics to match how we felt about Hot Chocolate’s return. Thank you to ACP for giving us this delicious piece of land back! Comment below if you attended.
Snowy, Rooboo, and Maya are the brilliant leaders and teachers of the army, the great strategists of tournaments, military commanders, and guides of the Help Force. Despite having these qualities that every leader strives for, they are not fit to be commanders. Although these individuals may seem innocent at first, they are hiding dark secrets which will now be exposed to the world. Note, this post is entirely satirical please don’t kill me blame Scorp uwu.
