End of the Year Awards ’23

Ladies and gentlemen and those of you who know better, it’s finally time to unveil the winners of the prestigious End of the Year Awards! Thank you to everyone who did their part in the nominations and voting for these awards. A big congratulations to everyone who made it into the finals, and remember: if you didn’t make it, you likely have a life outside of CPA.

And now, without further ado, the winners of the End of the Year Awards! All finalists’ names are included; winners are in bold.


Most Likely Not To Win An Award

Visitors
Aaronstone
Mayathefirst

Off to an excellent start already. This is the only award any visitor deserves to receive. If you’re a visitor, please, a round of applause for yourself before you go back into the mines.


Most Likely To Be Publicly Executed

Aaronstone
SwagerGamer
Visitors
Everyone

It was a close run here, but Aaronstone managed to beat out literally everyone. Well done, Aaron. This may be the highlight of your entire life.


Most Likely Staff Member To Be Demoted

Jo
Foxy
Zenishira

This one does come as a bit of a surprise, given that Foxy is good at keeping his head down and getting the job done. I guess it’s true what they say: “No good deed goes unpunished.” Don’t worry, Foxy, there’s an extra pickax in the mine waiting just for you.


Most Likely To Become Leader In Five Years

Niko
Night
Liquor
No one, the server will be gone by then

This one is my personal favorite winner. It fills me with hope. We can only wait and see if it comes true, and if it doesn’t, we’ll just have to get the job done ourselves. #NoMoreHF2029


Most Likely To Get An Expose Post

Skillz
SwagerGamer
Jo

Jo is the winner here with an overwhelming 51% of the vote. Jo, you know what you did. We’re coming for you. There is no escape.


Most Likely To Get Muted By Elp

SwagerGamer
Everyone
Javi

Congrats to literally everyone for winning this category! I can’t wait to see this one come true ❤️


Most Likely To Leave And Rejoin The Server

SwagerGamer
Plotter
Dan

This one is a shocking tie between Plotter and Swager. To make things fair I guess we’ll have to ban them both.


Most Likely To Become A Cult Leader

Jo
Rooboo
NeoBlaze
SwagerGamer

Neo won this one by a good majority, which makes me think there’s no “become” here; he’s definitely already a cult leader. I’d like to point out that technically every commander in CPA ever has also been a cult leader. But that’s besides the point. Congrats Neo.


Most Likely To Get Away With Tax Fraud

Snowy
Nafis
Elp
Jo

I’m not sure why my name even appears on this list because, as you already know, I have yet to get away with tax fraud. Five years and counting. Maybe 2024 will finally be my year, who knows? Oh, congrats Elp.


Most Active

Jo
Devil
Zenishira

Another win for Jo! He does not touch grass!!!


Most Quotable

Choco
NeoBlaze
Jo

“Tasty. Sus. !banjo.”


Most Sleep-Deprived

Maya
All Leaders
Rooboo

As a former leader, I can confirm that stealing money and food and energy from staff members does keep you up all night.


Most Chatty

Jo
Riley
Red Returns

Riley wins this category, which is a big achievement considering his absence from HF for the majority of 2023. Congrats, and maybe touch some grass.


Most Missed HF Member

Jayden
Nervous
Snowflake

I’m not scared to write this one. I just have nothing to say.


Most Savage

NeoBlaze
Snowy
Elp

Unsurprising that Neo has cinched his second win, especially now that we’ve established he’s a cult leader. No doubt he got his followers to vote for him. For shame.


Best Lurker

Snowy
Valo
SwagerGamer

Ridiculous. None of you know what “lurker” means. I will be speaking to my lawyer about this.


Best Recruiter

Niko
Zenishira
Jo

Well done Niko for luring so many people into the Motherland! Truly a well-spent several hundred hours.


Best US Troop

ShadyPanda
Mayathefirst
Chrissy

Amazing, 10/10, perfect, flawless performance.


Best EU Troop

Red Returns
Devil
Mortalidade

I’d say congrats to Red, but considering that he’s British their idea of a celebration might be dry white toast. Yikes. Still, well done.


Best AUSIA Troop

Jo
Sam Chilles
Shay

Tasty.


Best Memer

Diwix
Javi
Traffic

Mr. Memer himself! Good job with the memes, keep them coming.


Best Stand-Up Comedian

Choco
Sammit
Ao

It’s impressive that Choco is such a good comedian, because half of his vocabulary is just “tasty.” Tasty indeed.


Best Blogger

Beasto
Mantiuxx
Jo
Zenishira

An unsurprising win from Beasto, who literally runs the blog. Still, he does a very good job.


Best Staff Member

Niko
Zenishira
Night
Beasto

Two in a row! Very impressive performance, not at all a cause for concern.


Best HF Leader

Jo
Rooboo
Yoda

Good job, Rooboo! I can’t wait for you to also win this award forever or until HF shuts down.


Best GoTW Command

!coconut
!banchoco
!banfoxy

The people want Choco banned. I say we give them what they want.


Best Allied Army

Army of Club Penguin
Water Vikings

ACP… is made… of visitors… I suppose someone had to win this one.


Best Helper

Mortalidade
Rooboo
SwagerGamer

If you were really the best helper you would sabotage HF to put us all out of our misery. I’m just saying.


Best Curry Muncher

Diwix
Mandal
Wynn

Okay can I just point out that only one of these nominees is actually Indian, and he didn’t even win??? I’m not sure what you people think a “curry muncher” is.


Best Miner

Pantera
Javi
Jo

It’s a shame that Javi’s always so busy in the mines she’ll never be able to read this.


Best Designer

Beasto
Sharky
Night

It was a close call, but Night came out on top. Night, please design a graphic for each one of these awards, thank you.


Best Former Leader

Snowy
Vedant
Wynn

What a surprise! I didn’t rig this at all. You can trust me. I’m a trustworthy person. And as the winner of this award I’ve decided to delegate it to someone else instead. Congrats to Choco for being the best former leader!


Nicest Helper

Crystal
Jonathan
Red Returns

Considering the sheer number of helpers, this one is truly an accomplishment.


Best Drama Queen

Muntaha
IceQueen
Elp

Again, not scared. I just have nothing to say.


Weirdest Staff

Jo
Zenishira
Rooboo

Yeah… Does this one actually come as a surprise to anyone?


Favorite Role

Commander
Visitors
Assassin

Another tie. To everyone who voted for visitors, please see me after. I have some words for you.


Favorite Dynasty

Lisa
Choco
Desireus

Mr. Vroom Vroom takes the win on this one! Must be all those coconuts he hands out after events.

 

And that’s a wrap on the 2023 End of the Year Awards! You will not be seeing me again this year for these awards again because I’m disappearing from the face of the earth before then. I hope you all have a wonderful 2024.

One Response

  1. thats like hypercool, too bad that no pulary was included bc i am a huge fan of the pulsar

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