Snowy’s Desk Hidden Underground – Good evening, Helpers. Normally, I come to you with an expose post that reveals the dark underbelly of Help Force. People (Elp) committing tax evasion, larceny, and other heinous crimes in order to tighten their dictatorial grip on the server. However, today calls for a different type of post. The anti-expose post, if you will.
Name-Switching Shenanigans
Posted on August 24, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
It has been more than a month since the Second in Commands Mayathefirst and Desireus switched their names. Following the unprecedented chaos caused by their decision and the recent disasters that were direct outcomes of this irresponsible behaviour, the Helpforce Enforcers of Law (HEL) has decided to bring their misdeeds to light.
[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments
Posted on January 13, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!
Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.
