Hi Helpers, and welcome to Totally Legit Interviews! In this series, I interview an unsuspecting Helper and then publish the interview with some… revisions. My first victim is Javi.
Everyone in Help Force knows who Javi is. Her gambling single-handedly keeps the economy going, she spreads the SUS disease to keep things interesting, and her tax evasion skills even rival mine. I woke her up in the middle of the night and bribed her with a cookie to get this interview. Below you can read it, which is completely unedited except for the parts I changed. Enjoy!