ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – My comrades!!! We have a special treat for you this week – a nearly two thousand word essay written about the one and only Greatest, Elp himself. The author will remain anonymous for fear of their safety and/or sanity. Please read without consideration.
Faces of the Force – Raona
Welcome back to this week’s Faces of the Force! This week, we have an active but elusive member of Help Force. She is an fresh new face who showcased her great dedication and commitment! She’s also steadily ranking up and could potentially become staff soon! Introducing this week to the Faces of the Force, Help Force Captain Raona!
Spill The Tea – Nell
Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip and entertainment! The twelfth edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Nell to the spotlight!
[EU/US] OPERATION: ANTI-NAP SEGMENT
Hi Helpers! Hope you all enjoyed this anti-sleep event and don’t regret sacrificing your rest to attend it! Thank you for that and thank you Snowflake and Wynn for leading us today. Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping and see you next time!
MAX: 21+
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[AUSIA] MOTHERLAND MORE LIKE DISNEYLAND
Hi Helpers! Thank you all for coming to the Disney Takeover at our Sunday Mega-event. Congratulations to all the winners of the fashion show, hope you enjoyed your time as much as I did. See you all next Sunday, Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping!
MAX: 26+
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The Help Force Vibes – Chimkin
Welcome to a new blog segment where I interrogate ask troops and staff in HF some questions of what they’re iconic by! Everyone has a certain thing they’re known by, and it can either be endearing or insulting. FOR EXAMPLE WHY TF AM I THOUGHT OF AS A HIPPO >:( There’s plenty of other better looking animals! They say its all love, but that’s just lies I tell you. I wouldn’t start off this series by asking someone about why they are related to something they despise. So in today’s post, I am interviewing a friendly junior staff! Continue reading
Veteran’s Lounge: Elpiojo123
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome to the Veterans Lounge, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! The Help Force has been alive for more than four years now. In the these four years, so many people joined our army and left their mark on it. We know them as veterans, or “boomers that been here too long.” Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing the literal manifestation of chaos. He shares a priceless secret at the very end of the interview!
[EU] COMMUNITY PRIDE PARADE ’22
Hello guys, gals and non-binary pals! Today we logged onto CPAB for the annual Community Pride Parade! Thank you all for joining us and showing off your true colours. We had a good time chilling at the Pride Month custom party and participated in a fashion show. Hope you enjoyed!
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[EU] OPERATION: IT’S THE COCO FRUIT
Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPAB to celebrate the majestic coconuts. Thank you everyone for attending, and remember that Des steals coconuts 🥥🥥🥥
MAX: 19+
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Ketchup Kronicles: An Article On Why Ketchup Is So Significant In Help Force
You might be wondering, “Ketchup? What does that have to do with Help Force?” Well, the cause can be summarized in one word: