ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Recently, I stepped down from my position from Second in Command. Since Jayden, another retired 2ic, is busy with his exams, a thought occurred to me – would people even notice if a different retired 2ic wrote Jayden’s column? Thus, I decided to conduct this experiment. As expected, no one I DMed questioned why a different person was taking the poll this week! Except Ru. Fucking. Emma. Always noticing everything. Screw you, Ru, I had a legendary joke planned.
[AUSIA] OPERATION: DON’T LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN
Salutations Soldiers, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun CHICKEN/ROOSTER EVENT in which we really enjoyed together. Thanks to Yoda, Desireus, and Racoco for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!
MAX: 30+
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The Help Force Vibes – Javi
Welcome back to the vibiest-est blog out there! If you haven’t read the first blog where I interviewed Chimkin aka Ally aka Blob, this is your chance to do so! Or if you are too lazy like me, which I don’t blame you for, this is a blog where I scavenge around to find helpless penguins to interrogate and ask questions about a couple of things of what they’re known for! There is almost nobody more in this world that I want to interview about their chaotic self than one of our two generals!
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Veteran’s Lounge: Kendall
Welcome back to Veterans Lounge brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week I spoke to Kendall, Winner of Best Sleep Deprived in the De-lice-ious awards 2020, Retired Admiral of HF, GOTW Specialist and of course HF Achiever!
[AUSIA] OPERATION: DEMONIC RETREAT
Salutations everyone! Today we logged onto CPAB to bid farewell to one of our Second in Command – Scorpion Demon! Thank you all for coming to this very nostalgic chaotic event! Hope you liked it, Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping! Have a good retirement, Scorp!
MAX: 41+
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The Demonic Retreat – Scorp’s Retirement
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – This will not be the last time I type the words, “ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office”. However, it is the last time I am typing them as a Second in Command. My journey as a staff member is something I’ll never really forget. It is one of the most amazing times I’ve ever had online. Elp is the greatest.
[EU] BATTLE: DEFEND THE SAPPHIRE MINES
Greetings Family, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun battle against Water Vikings in which we dominated together. Thanks to Yoda for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!
MAX: 23+
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Zipline Comic #1: Dig To Flip!

The sharks be hungry….
Artwork, Ideation, Storyline and Colors: JonathanJohnJohnson#6835
Lettering, Storyline: Scorp#9455
The Greatest Essay
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – My comrades!!! We have a special treat for you this week – a nearly two thousand word essay written about the one and only Greatest, Elp himself. The author will remain anonymous for fear of their safety and/or sanity. Please read without consideration.