[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments

WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!

Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.

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[AUSIA] Operation: Caribbean Beans

Greetings Fam… Today the helpers logged onto CPRewritten – Zipline for the event wearing the apron and serving coffee for penguins all over the island.
The event led by Ru, Diwix, and Plotter was well-guided even for new helpers and everyone had loads of fun.
Everyone performed very amazingly as we charged from Town, Coffee Shop, Stadium to Iceberg.

Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future fun events! 💙

MAX: 31+

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: HELIUM + Battle vs WV

Greetings Helpers!! Today we logged onto server Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our balloon-themed event and had a short battle with the Water Vikings! Everyone grabbed balloons as we did tactics through Town, Iceberg and finally ended with a short battle with the Water Vikings. Huge thanks to Wynn, Desireus and Mandal for leading in today’s event! GG to the WV, thank to all who attended. Until next time!

Max: 27+

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[AUSIA] NO ONE OUT PIZZA’S THE FORCE

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged onto server Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to our cheesy pizza-themed event! Everyone got into their full on pizza outfits and did various cheesy tactics through Town, Pizza Parlor, Lighthouse and finally ended at the Docks. Massive thanks to Wynn, Jayden, Diwix, Desireus and Mandal for leading in today’s event! Thank you to all who attended as well, until next time!

Max: 25+

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: HUBBA BUBBA

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged onto Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have a bubblegum-themed event! Everyone chewed their bubblegum as we did various tactics through Town, Docks and ended at Ski Village. Huge thanks to Maya, Snowflake, Desireus and Alex for leading throughout the event! Thank you all as well that attended, until next time!

Max: 30+

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[AUS] OPERATION: MESSY HAIR DON’T CARE

Good day Helpers! Today we logged onto Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our crazy hair-themed event! Everyone got into their messy wigs and hair and did various tactics through Town, Cove and lastly at Beach. Huge thanks to Wynn, Ru, Desireus and Alex for leading in today’s event! Thank you all who attended as well! Until next time.

Max: 33+

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: DISCO INFERNO

Greetings Helpers! In today’s AUSIA event we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten for a disco-themed event! We did various tactics and formations throughout Town, Dance Club and finally the Coffee Shop. Today’s event also included a tactical inclusion where the Helpers learned some advanced tricks required to find the treasure! Huge thanks to Wynn, Rooboo and Ayan for leading. Thank you to those who attended as well!

MAX: 34+

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[AUSIA] GAMEDAY : DUNKING THE DONUTS

Hey Helpers! Another gameday is upon us and today’s first gameday event was a coffee-themed event as we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten to do some tactics through Town and Coffee Shop. After being led in tactics by Nell, Rooboo and Ru, the main part of this gameday came which was a An Ice Fishing Tournament. The helpers definitely had their fishing fun in this one. Congrats to those who managed to score some high points!

MAX: 41+

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[AUSIA] BRANCH BATTLE: CAFFEINE CONSTRUCTION

Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten to once again have a branch battle between Team Fire and Team Water. Instead of being in their usual branch unifroms, both Team Fire and Team Water dressed up as Miners and Baristas respectively. Both teams put up a really good fight in today’s battle! Following the battle, we ended with a small Cart Surfer Tournament. Huge thanks to Joe, Snowflake and Plotter for leading Team Water, and Amy, Rooboo and Scorp for leading Team Fire! Until then, see you all at our next event!

Max: 41+

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