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Table of Contents
- What’s been Happening
- Week in Short
- Scorp’s GOTW Statement
- Army Statistics for the Week
- HF Insight Insider Information
Helpers, Bello! I hope everything is going well for everyone and that you’re making some excellent friends (if you don’t, this series will cease to exist). I, Ru, am back with another episode of our blog, Double Trouble! In this series we interview two friends to learn more about what makes their friendship so great. This time, Ally and Rev join us from their respective sickbeds. Do not judge their answers, they used their last two brain cells to answer my questions. Who do you believe is the bully among this duo?
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The Veteran’s Lounge is a column where I interview Help Force’s most impactful or interesting veterans. Through these columns, we find out more about their past and the things they’ve learned! In today’s release we have with us Morty, one of the oldest legends and founding members of the Help Force. Like seriously, this guy is ancient. Not to be confused with Mortimer Morty Smith Jr.
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.
Welcome back to Veterans Lounge brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week I spoke to Kendall, Winner of Best Sleep Deprived in the De-lice-ious awards 2020, Retired Admiral of HF, GOTW Specialist and of course HF Achiever!
Editor’s Note: This post has been heavily edited to remedy the writer’s absolute lack of writing skills and grammar.
Bello Helpers! I hope that things are going well for you and you’ve met tons of new friends already. This week, we are back with Double Trouble, in which we interview two people who often cause trouble together. I’m Ru, the former Admiral and the current Cabinet Secretary! I am carrying out Dhanush (rip) and PinguMaliz’s will to keep this trending blog alive. We are joined today by the dynamic team known as Scorpion Demon and Desireus. How did they become friends? Are they chaotic or only about cars?
Stinky, Stinky, Stinky! That’s what everyone is. But today, there’s an extra stink among the Juniors of HF… And Ru of course. I mean… Look at her. Yikes! You can smell it from so far away. Obviously, if you want to be a significant member of the Help Force, we need to check on your definitely valid opinions (lmao).
Welcome back to this week’s Faces of the Force! This week we have a special new member of Help Force. He is an active new face who is showing promising enthusiasm and commitment! He is also steadily ranking up and could potentially become your new best buddy! Introducing this week to the Faces of the Force, Elia the Frog!
Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPAB to celebrate the majestic coconuts. Thank you everyone for attending, and remember that Des steals coconuts 🥥🥥🥥
Comment below if you attended!