Welcome back to Veterans Lounge brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week I spoke to Kendall, Winner of Best Sleep Deprived in the De-lice-ious awards 2020, Retired Admiral of HF, GOTW Specialist and of course HF Achiever!
Double Trouble – Scorpion Demon and Desireus
Editor’s Note: This post has been heavily edited to remedy the writer’s absolute lack of writing skills and grammar.
Bello Helpers! I hope that things are going well for you and you’ve met tons of new friends already. This week, we are back with Double Trouble, in which we interview two people who often cause trouble together. I’m Ru, the former Admiral and the current Cabinet Secretary! I am carrying out Dhanush (rip) and PinguMaliz’s will to keep this trending blog alive. We are joined today by the dynamic team known as Scorpion Demon and Desireus. How did they become friends? Are they chaotic or only about cars?
Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – The Junior Stink
Stinky, Stinky, Stinky! That’s what everyone is. But today, there’s an extra stink among the Juniors of HF… And Ru of course. I mean… Look at her. Yikes! You can smell it from so far away. Obviously, if you want to be a significant member of the Help Force, we need to check on your definitely valid opinions (lmao).
Faces of the Force – Elia the Frog
Welcome back to this week’s Faces of the Force! This week we have a special new member of Help Force. He is an active new face who is showing promising enthusiasm and commitment! He is also steadily ranking up and could potentially become your new best buddy! Introducing this week to the Faces of the Force, Elia the Frog!
[EU] OPERATION: IT’S THE COCO FRUIT
Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPAB to celebrate the majestic coconuts. Thank you everyone for attending, and remember that Des steals coconuts 🥥🥥🥥
MAX: 19+
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[EU/US] JUANITA DAY CELEBRATION
Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPAB to celebrate Juanita Day, one of the most important holidays in Help Force. Thank you everyone for attending. Hapoy Jsutina Dya!
MAX: 18+
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HF Insight: The Legacy Continues…
Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!
Table of Contents
- What’s been Happening
- Week in Short
- Bean’s GOTW Statement
- Army Statistics for the Week
- HF Insight Insider Information
Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll – NOW MORE STINKY!
When Help Force was just about done getting rid of its stinkiness, THE STINKY FOUGHT BACK. Oh? You thought I was gone? Did you think I was done bullying the staff? DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT EASY TO GET RID OF ME? Well, some of that is right. I am *mostly* done bullying the staff. I also included some of you nasty boring helpers in this. No need to thank me, I know this will make you guys really famous so don’t get all worked up.
Veteran’s Lounge: Tistle
Welcome helpers to a brand new series, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire – take notes Maya) This week I stole the reigns from Scorp and interviewed HF Trustee and the founder of Tistle Tours, TISTLE!!
HF Insight: Corn Force?
Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!
Table of Contents
- What’s been Happening
- Week in Short
- Raona and Bean’s GOTW Statements
- Army Statistics for the Week
- HF Insight Insider Information