Nap Segment Insights: Coconut Scandal

Hello, Helpers, and welcome to the weekly installment of Nap Segment Insights! Those of you who were around in early 2021 may remember my short-lived and ill-advised series based on nap segments. If you do remember this series, I only have one question: Why the hell are you still around?

This week’s topic will be Desireus’ coconuts: Delicious snack, or clever tax evasion scheme?

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The Witty Dreamer’s Handbook – Rooboo sees HF’s Destruction

Welcome, Helpers and Dreamers! It’s The Witty Dreamer’s Handbook here. After an exciting New Year start, we have come up with a new blog column containing a bunch of exciting dreams. It is what you guys have been dreaming of people as part of the HF community.

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The HF Beacon

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!


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Band Force

Band Force

– Story by Scorpion Demon

It was a glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Or so Elp said. The mines were being exploited. The grass, and everything else, was close to dying. All felt normal. However, the people were dissatisfied. Rumours were starting to spread that there was a lack of entertainment. Their dissatisfaction was such, that it grew into a mass emotion. The commanders Rooboo and Desireus tried their best, but they soon succumbed to this emotion as well.

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[INT] GO GO LIGHTBULB RANGERS!

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged onto CPABattleground to have our very interesting bulbhead event! Everyone become bulbheads as we did tactics through various rooms! We saw so much variety in bulbheads to the point where it felt like we were Power Rangers!!! Thanks to all who attended, more to come!

Max: 28+

Comment below if you attended!

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Staff Member Convicted of Cannibalism | The Chocolate Community in Terror

On the 16th of February, 2022, a member of the Help Force Staff was put on trial with accusations of cannibalism. This previously kind and caring staff member was none other than Choco, the chocolate bar. Choco had been terrorizing innocent chocolate people for over a decade, and on this fateful day, that was about to end.

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HF De-lice-ious Awards – [NOMINATIONS]

Hello comrades and welcome to the Official Nominees of the HF De-lice-ious Awards!

Congratulations to all the people that were nominated, and keep reading to know how to vote!

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back finally to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes or drinks. For this one, its a Christmas Recipe even if the season is over, I had this pre-done and interviewed our HF Commodore: Insane! 

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[US] FUN EVENT: RICKEST ADVEN-BLURP

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on CPABattleground to have our fun Rick and Morty themed event! Everyone got dressed up as Rick and Morty themselves as they had a fun time through the island! Huge thanks to everyone who attended, till the next one!

Max: 16+

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[AUSIA] BROTHERHOOD ANNIVERSARY

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on CPABattleground to celebrate another year of our brotherhood alliance with the Army of Club Penguin! Everyone got into their Uniforms with a bit of a twist as we exchanged our purple Top Hats with ACP’s Helmet! Huge thanks to everyone who attended, cheers to more years of the brotherhood!

Max: 19+

Comment below if you attended!

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