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Salutations Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for the the 3 way battle against Army of Club Penguin and Blue Ravagers! We fought at Docks, Inside Mine, Studium and Iceberg. The leaders were Joe, Wynn, Maya and Rooboo! It was an amazing opportunity to practice speed and formations before the battle on Saturday! Thank you everyone for coming and thank you ACP and BR for an amazing event!
What’s up my beautiful helpers? Today we logged onto the CPPS, CPRewritten for some more fun events, tactics and other cool stuff. This marvelous event was lead by Wynn, Diwix, Rooboo and Nelly. The Helpers overall did an amazing job, I’m proud of you guys.
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This is our schedule for this week! Make sure you know when the events are and do attend!
Howdy Helpers! The time has come, a shining new edition of the FotF series is finally here! If you don’t know, each week we choose an active and helpful member of the Help Force and interview them, We ask questions about both their army career and personal life so you can get to know them better! Work hard and you have a chance of being invited too! For now, give a huge applause to this week’s Face of the Force… Violet!
Heyoo Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten – Ascent server for our battle against the Silver Empire, which was led by Barnito, Nelly and Joe. The Battle went very well with tons of tactics, formations, bombs all performed with perfect coordination and speed. The Battle resulted in a 3-0 win for Help Force! Good Job Helpers!
ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon! After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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Welcome everyone to yet another edition of Weekly Reflection! This week was all about preparation for the incoming March Madness Tournament, with lots of training and recruiting. We all feel ready for the battle on Sunday and let’s keep improving next week!
Hey Helpers! Today we logged on to CPRewritten for some battle training! We did fun tactics, emotes, and beautiful formations! The Event was led by Slush, Skillz, Ru and Joe! Amazing Job today helpers! See you all at the battle!
Welcome back to Nap Segment Insights, a weekly series dedicated to everyone’s favorite type of seg: napping!
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If you’ve been following this series (of course you have), you’ll know that two weeks ago Maya and Wynn broke me out of HF prison. I was there because I didn’t want to starve, and apparently in HF that’s a crime. Cool. I might’ve been breaking and entering, too, but honestly there’s so many rules. How am I supposed to know them all? They can’t all matter, right? That’d be crazy.
(Just to be clear here, I’m not suggesting that you break the snack rules in HF. I am encouraging you to break them.
Currently we’re living on the road like a couple of wild pigeons, if the road was underwater and the pigeons were government spies at their headquarters in the Bermuda Triangle, exactly 16,800 pina coladas below sea level. You didn’t hear that from me, by the way.
We’ve been on the run for a little while now, but no staff have tried to catch us yet. Our theory is that the uno game that started three weeks ago is still going on. They could just end the game and go after us, but death before dishonor and all that.
I kept a log for the first two weeks of our escape. Why for only the first two weeks, you may ask? Well, the answer is that I left the notebook at a random gas station in Canada and no one felt like going back for it. You can read the important parts of the log below:
Log, Day 1: Cookies are being rationed out. Theoretically they could last a week, maybe two, but I believe I may lack self-restraint.
Log, Day 2: Morale is high. We had the foresight to steal a bag of stamps on the way out and plan to sell them on the black market. Cookie rations are lowering.
Log, Day 5: Apparently stamps aren’t one of the things sold on the black market.
Log, Day 6: Today we jumped into the back of a train. No idea where we’re going. I think there’s a puffle following us around.
Log, Day 7: The train took us to another train station, We boarded another train and the same thing happened. Our plan is to keep stowing away on trains. There’s definitely a puffle following us.
Log, Day 10: At a different train station now. Lots of people. Cookies are running out. We may need to sneak back into the staff lounge for supplies.
Log, Day 11: Maya is down to her last three lollipops. This is the lowest we’ve been at. I’m beginning to wonder if we’re going to starve.
Log, Day 13: Nothing important has been happening, other than us deciding to go back to HF and quietly pretend like nothing happened.
Log, Day 14: We’re out of cookies. I don’t know where to go from here. We’re stopping at a gas station. Must remember not to leave notebook behind.
Quite the adventure, eh? We’re still debating whether or not to go back to HF, but maybe we could twist things in our favor. How would you feel about replacing the current staff team with cookie vending machines?
That’s all for this week’s insight. Curious about anything nap or snack related? Comment below and I’ll write all about it! Until next week, comrades.
