Posted on June 28, 2022 by rooboo
Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

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- What’s been Happening
- Week in Short
- Raona WINS GOTW
- Army Statistics for the Week
- HF Insight Insider Information
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Posted on June 28, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Recently, I stepped down from my position from Second in Command. Since Jayden, another retired 2ic, is busy with his exams, a thought occurred to me – would people even notice if a different retired 2ic wrote Jayden’s column? Thus, I decided to conduct this experiment. As expected, no one I DMed questioned why a different person was taking the poll this week! Except Ru. Fucking. Emma. Always noticing everything. Screw you, Ru, I had a legendary joke planned.

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Posted on June 27, 2022 by Mayathe1st
Hello Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post, I decided to interview the HF Commodore: ShadyPanda!

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Posted on June 26, 2022 by rooboo
Salutations Soldiers, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun CHICKEN/ROOSTER EVENT in which we really enjoyed together. Thanks to Yoda, Desireus, and Racoco for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!
MAX: 30+
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Posted on June 26, 2022 by nervouszippo
Welcome back to the vibiest-est blog out there! If you haven’t read the first blog where I interviewed Chimkin aka Ally aka Blob, this is your chance to do so! Or if you are too lazy like me, which I don’t blame you for, this is a blog where I scavenge around to find helpless penguins to interrogate and ask questions about a couple of things of what they’re known for! There is almost nobody more in this world that I want to interview about their chaotic self than one of our two generals!

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Posted on June 26, 2022 by Maisie
Welcome back to Veterans Lounge brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week I spoke to Kendall, Winner of Best Sleep Deprived in the De-lice-ious awards 2020, Retired Admiral of HF, GOTW Specialist and of course HF Achiever!

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Posted on June 25, 2022 by Wynn
Salutations everyone! Today we logged onto CPAB to bid farewell to one of our Second in Command – Scorpion Demon! Thank you all for coming to this very nostalgic chaotic event! Hope you liked it, Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping! Have a good retirement, Scorp!
MAX: 41+
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Posted on June 25, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – This will not be the last time I type the words, “ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office”. However, it is the last time I am typing them as a Second in Command. My journey as a staff member is something I’ll never really forget. It is one of the most amazing times I’ve ever had online. Elp is the greatest.
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Posted on June 25, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.
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Posted on June 25, 2022 by rooboo
Greetings Family, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun battle against Water Vikings in which we dominated together. Thanks to Yoda for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!
MAX: 23+
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