Veteran’s Lounge: Kendall

Welcome back to Veterans Lounge brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week I spoke to Kendall, Winner of Best Sleep Deprived in the De-lice-ious awards 2020, Retired Admiral of HF, GOTW Specialist and of course HF Achiever!

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: DEMONIC RETREAT

Salutations everyone! Today we logged onto CPAB to bid farewell to one of our Second in CommandScorpion Demon! Thank you all for coming to this very nostalgic chaotic event! Hope you liked it, Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping! Have a good retirement, Scorp!

MAX: 41+

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The Demonic Retreat – Scorp’s Retirement

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – This will not be the last time I type the words, “ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office”. However, it is the last time I am typing them as a Second in Command. My journey as a staff member is something I’ll never really forget. It is one of the most amazing times I’ve ever had online. Elp is the greatest.

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Mission Machete – I

A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.

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[EU] BATTLE: DEFEND THE SAPPHIRE MINES

Greetings Family, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun battle against Water Vikings in which we dominated together. Thanks to Yoda for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!

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Zipline Comic #1: Dig To Flip!

The sharks be hungry….

Artwork, Ideation, Storyline and Colors: JonathanJohnJohnson#6835

Lettering, Storyline: Scorp#9455

The Greatest Essay

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – My comrades!!! We have a special treat for you this week – a nearly two thousand word essay written about the one and only Greatest, Elp himself. The author will remain anonymous for fear of their safety and/or sanity. Please read without consideration.

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Faces of the Force – Raona

Welcome back to this week’s Faces of the Force! This week, we have an active but elusive member of Help Force. She is an fresh new face who showcased her great dedication and commitment! She’s also steadily ranking up and could potentially become staff soon! Introducing this week to the Faces of the Force, Help Force Captain Raona!

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Spill The Tea – Nell

Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip and entertainment! The twelfth  edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Nell to the spotlight!

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[EU/US] OPERATION: ANTI-NAP SEGMENT

Hi Helpers! Hope you all enjoyed this anti-sleep event and don’t regret sacrificing your rest to attend it! Thank you for that and thank you Snowflake and Wynn for leading us today. Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping and see you next time!

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